I hate when the female of our noble species tries to joke, they always fall flat on their cute little faces. Seriously though, when was the last time you found yourselves laughing uncontrollably at a womens joke (Aside from fake laughter, when attempting to get laid) ? I'll tell you when, never, that's when. How many good women comedians are there, none. The only time a women is funny is if she's on TV, and reading off of a script, written by a man.
A female friend of mine yesterday, thought it would be great to tell me a little joke. The joke was "What do you call a fish with no eyes ? A fsh" Now correct me if I'm wrong here, but that's the kind of joke you would pull out of a cracker (Christmas, I am in no way implying white men tell horrible jokes). I know that's only one girl, but that's probably the best they can do, in fact, it was most likely a women that first came up with that one. My friend, by the way, found this joke unbelievably funny.
When a women says she wants a man with a good sense of humour, she means someone that can tell good jokes. When a man says he like women with a good sense of humour, on the other hand, he means someone that will laugh at his jokes. Why ? Because women aren't funny.
Fact.
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FUCK
