Virtual Bartender

[Shrapnel]

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

Kind of sucks because she only gives you beer but words like
ass
french kiss
shoes
strip
dance

work.

I wanted her to give me a Jack and coke damnit. :(

[Shrapnel]

Oh and 'fight' works too.

[Ozcar]

At 11/9/04 09:34 AM, Shrapnel wrote: I wanted her to give me a Jack and coke damnit. :(

God...She's stupid...She doesn't want to give me Vodka :\

[DanPanic]

I told her she had a nice rack, and she squeezd em' together for me.

[Kharbon]

I wish I could kick her in the nuts dammit X(

[Ozcar]

At 11/9/04 09:36 AM, Shrapnel wrote: Oh and 'fight' works too.

Holy cows!

Did she close her lightsaber with the hand? O_o

[Modjo]

I want to see a sweet ass but that damn Beer sticker is pissing me off.

[nick-dastardly]

When I ask for an Ale I want an Ale! That was lager dammit! And it was mostly head!

[xjohnwebsterx]

You can tell her to take off her shirt and she'll do it. Also try typing the name of the website (its in the background of the bar, I forget the url right now; i think its beerworld.com or something like that) and she'll show you her butt. Thats about as good as it gets.

[MrBlank]

That sux,
I asked her to show me her pussy and she told me NO!

I like little pussy cats.

[iRRegular]

uuuu.....
*commands robot "lapdance"*
*robot: not enough money*
*kicks robot in the nuts*
*is in hospital waiting for his leg to heal*
ouch....

[jokerskate24]

right...
o.k..
...
I'm just gonna' walk away now...
walking..
walking...
o.k. running now
must go faster.

[PeterM]

This chicken does what you tell it

[HuIk]

Someone told me jump, bend over and suck it work too.

[PeterM]

Ass is the best one ;D

[HuIk]

And she goes retarded with party. Sleep & wave are blah. I wish Wade would have one of these.

[PeterM]

At 11/9/04 11:04 AM, -Diddy- wrote: Ass is the best one ;D

And this is why --

[PeterM]

If you put in spread your legs she spreads them wide open

[Etonboy]

I love the panic buttons on the homepage XD

[MrBlank]

At 11/9/04 10:51 AM, -Diddy- wrote: This chicken does what you tell it

I asked this guy to do a back flip and he couldnt do it.
He sux,

[PeterM]

At 11/9/04 12:00 PM, theseus wrote:

At 11/9/04 10:51 AM, -Diddy- wrote: This chicken does what you tell it

I asked this guy to do a back flip and he couldnt do it.
He sux,

Pfft - if a chicken can't do a backflip he can't do anything. Hmmm stfu

[BananaBreadMuffin]

Hah, if you ask her to "blatantly advertise beer.com" she shows you the tatoo on her ass.

[macdeth]

Your threads should be shot at birth.

[JesusOfSuburbia]

if you put lick then she will lick her boob

[PeterM]

At 11/9/04 12:22 PM, JesusOfSuburbia wrote: if you put lick then she will lick her boob

You sir just made my day

[DroopyA]

now that the obvious sexual ones are out of the way:

THE BEST EVER:
Change

Others:
Kung Fu
Kick
Handstand
light

Dumb:
shoot

[JesusOfSuburbia]

also if you tell her to touch her toes or feet then she bends over for you

[JesusOfSuburbia]

type in sucker

DO IT NOW!

[PeterM]

OMG - put in "sing" and see what happens. I claim that I found that special feature

[Zef]

awww it says getting loaded : (why wont it load?