http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
Kind of sucks because she only gives you beer but words like
ass
french kiss
shoes
strip
dance
work.
I wanted her to give me a Jack and coke damnit. :(
Virtual Bartender
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At 11/9/04 09:34 AM, Shrapnel wrote: I wanted her to give me a Jack and coke damnit. :(
God...She's stupid...She doesn't want to give me Vodka :\
I told her she had a nice rack, and she squeezd em' together for me.
At 11/9/04 09:36 AM, Shrapnel wrote: Oh and 'fight' works too.
Holy cows!
Did she close her lightsaber with the hand? O_o
I want to see a sweet ass but that damn Beer sticker is pissing me off.
*grabs dick*
When I ask for an Ale I want an Ale! That was lager dammit! And it was mostly head!
You can tell her to take off her shirt and she'll do it. Also try typing the name of the website (its in the background of the bar, I forget the url right now; i think its beerworld.com or something like that) and she'll show you her butt. Thats about as good as it gets.
That sux,
I asked her to show me her pussy and she told me NO!
I like little pussy cats.
uuuu.....
*commands robot "lapdance"*
*robot: not enough money*
*kicks robot in the nuts*
*is in hospital waiting for his leg to heal*
ouch....
ffs. that is all.
right...
o.k..
...
I'm just gonna' walk away now...
walking..
walking...
o.k. running now
must go faster.
Someone told me jump, bend over and suck it work too.
px hulk.
And she goes retarded with party. Sleep & wave are blah. I wish Wade would have one of these.
px hulk.
At 11/9/04 11:04 AM, -Diddy- wrote: Ass is the best one ;D
And this is why --
If you put in spread your legs she spreads them wide open
At 11/9/04 10:51 AM, -Diddy- wrote: This chicken does what you tell it
I asked this guy to do a back flip and he couldnt do it.
He sux,
At 11/9/04 12:00 PM, theseus wrote:At 11/9/04 10:51 AM, -Diddy- wrote: This chicken does what you tell itI asked this guy to do a back flip and he couldnt do it.
He sux,
Pfft - if a chicken can't do a backflip he can't do anything. Hmmm stfu
Hah, if you ask her to "blatantly advertise beer.com" she shows you the tatoo on her ass.
The worst member.
At 11/9/04 12:22 PM, JesusOfSuburbia wrote: if you put lick then she will lick her boob
You sir just made my day
now that the obvious sexual ones are out of the way:
THE BEST EVER:
Change
Others:
Kung Fu
Kick
Handstand
light
Dumb:
shoot
also if you tell her to touch her toes or feet then she bends over for you
OMG - put in "sing" and see what happens. I claim that I found that special feature
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