Something happened yesterday that scarred me for life, and I can barely speak of it now.
So I was at Taco Bell right? I order my usual: A grilled stuffed burrito with fire sauce. All seemed normal and tasted fine, until I had almost finished the burrito. Immediately I felt something wrong with my stomach. It growled ridiculously loud and a couple of the people looked at me. I sat in pain wishing it would pass, but still no luck. I felt it coming on, and there was no stopping it, I farted. My ass had felt as if it had exploded. I had people all around laughing at me as I sat in pain. I farted again, "bweeeemp!". Everybody pointed and laughed. What assholes. I felt anger rising up in me and I stood up to tell them to fuck off! I just wanted to punch the laughing moron in the face. Instead, I had broke. Shit flew from my asshole at an exceedingly high velocity. All down my leg it rushed and I farted disgustingly and loud the entire time. I was almost euphoric to let the shit go, "ahhhhhh", I said in slight relief as the shit flowed from my asshole. I snapped back into reality only to see everybody laughing their asses of at me. I had farted and shit all over myself and my surroundings. I threw the remains of my burrito at an old mans face, and walked out of the resaurant with my shitty ass, and a new philosophy about life...
