Man kills self over Potter Spoiler
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*grabs dick*
That name rings a bell... isn't he a childrens author?
At 7/17/05 06:22 AM, Hypocrite wrote: That name rings a bell... isn't he a childrens author?
No wait, that was Horowitz I was thinking of.
i heard that was a false artical NO ONE can be that dumb can they?
"In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said.
That's not a very nice thing to say!
lol that guy is weird.
I have the harry potter book.
Ah well he would have died anyways when the series stop.
At 7/17/05 06:24 AM, Hypocrite wrote:At 7/17/05 06:22 AM, Hypocrite wrote: That name rings a bell... isn't he a childrens author?No wait, that was Horowitz I was thinking of.
Antony Horowitz. I red all his books when I was 10!
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At 7/17/05 06:24 AM, SadisticSatisfaction wrote: That cant be real.
It's on the Internet, so it must be true.
I don't follow Harry Potter, but is this like the last one or something, why would this spoiler be such a huge fucking deal?
At 7/17/05 06:24 AM, SadisticSatisfaction wrote: That cant be real.
It's funny though.
At 7/17/05 06:24 AM, DelboyDylan wrote: "In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude's life, even if he didn't have one," she said.
That's not a very nice thing to say!
No, It's a Hilarious Thing to Say! and Ironic as well...
At 7/17/05 06:24 AM, A_miracal wrote: NO ONE can be that dumb can they?
No matter how many times anyone says that in disbelief, someone will prove themselves capable of it.
And yeah, it's a parody article.
-Janus
hahahhahahah fucker..is that all he wanted too live for,harry potter books.i never thank god got into the trend of reading harry potter books...
At 7/17/05 06:53 AM, Janus wrote: And yeah, it's a parody article.
Yes, that article has fake written all over it. Still, I can almost imagine people like that existing in this world.
I think they could have done it better. The first time I read it through, I actually believed it (/me has no faith in humanity).
At 7/17/05 06:24 AM, SadisticSatisfaction wrote: That cant be real.
I can't believe a good number of you are actually believing a daily humor column.
Andy Borowitz writes a daily humor column at www.borowitzreport.com and is the author of a new book, The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers.
At 7/17/05 07:12 AM, Mopsicle wrote:At 7/17/05 06:24 AM, SadisticSatisfaction wrote: That cant be real.
sure it can!
I can't believe a good number of you are actually believing a daily humor column.
oh :(
Andy Borowitz writes a daily humor column at www.borowitzreport.com and is the author of a new book, The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers.
lol come on that bits in bold, we dont read that :D
it would be fucking hilarious if someone actually did that though, although i see it happening more for star wars rather than harry pothead, because they've got the books and all....
At 7/17/05 06:24 AM, A_miracal wrote: i heard that was a false artical NO ONE can be that dumb can they?
well people voted 5 on SBC flash "B" so anything is possible
At 7/17/05 06:24 AM, SadisticSatisfaction wrote: That cant be real.
Umm... din't you notice the thing at the bottom saying he was a humor comumnist? Or the fact that it said something about arresting reporters....
At 7/17/05 07:25 AM, LiquidMayCry wrote: well people voted 5 on SBC flash "B" so anything is possible
ZOMG
Yeah I guess B started CC
So, how many years did the person who revealed it in the mal get? ; )
Just like that person who thought he was a pokémon and jumped out from a window because he believed he could fly.
Culture is to society as cancer is to the body. We need structure, dicipline and no more relaxation.
No more gentle shit, pain is the fundation of a solid nation.
Man, that cracked me up. What a pathetic bastard.
Thats, SAD....Not in the way that I feel for his family but....I pitty the guy who worshipped Harry Potter so much that he killed himself over a book ! Who would do that ? Like in my family some one tried to kill them self but not over a fuckin' book I mean c'mon !
I have the funniest feeling that that's fake.
Everyone knew who was going to die, anyway.
At 7/17/05 06:20 AM, -Fossil- wrote: Bahaha.
Yeah I tried to kill myself too... but the gun didn't go off. *tries again*
... crap, what the hell are toy guns good for!
Hello Mr. Krinkle
At 7/17/05 09:28 AM, Unopened_Wound wrote: Yeah I tried to kill myself too... but the gun didn't go off. *tries again*
The name of the movie "Schindler's List" comes to mind...
... crap, what the hell are toy guns good for!
Oh, may that have been their problem? ; )
Culture is to society as cancer is to the body. We need structure, dicipline and no more relaxation.
No more gentle shit, pain is the fundation of a solid nation.
