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need advice?

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need advice? 2005-09-15 17:13:40


If you need advice come and ask me for it,and please post serious questions,otherwise ill ignore you.

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 17:15:35


Is writing a song for my girlfriend a good idea? I usually write political songs, so I don't know if I'm good at writing lovesongs...

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 17:15:58


At 9/15/05 05:14 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: big, medium or small

you know what ill talking about :)

Asking nipple size isn't advice. lawl


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Draped in the flag that you fell for

And so it goes - the ashes of the wake

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Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 17:16:51


At 9/15/05 05:15 PM, mister_maggot wrote: Is writing a song for my girlfriend a good idea? I usually write political songs, so I don't know if I'm good at writing lovesongs...

What have you got to lose? Try it out man.

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 17:17:04


At 9/15/05 05:15 PM, mister_maggot wrote: Is writing a song for my girlfriend a good idea? I usually write political songs, so I don't know if I'm good at writing lovesongs...

shes your girlfreind,shell love you even if you write a couple of crappy songs!

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 17:18:57


Asking nipple size isn't advice. lawl

thats why im not answering.

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 17:21:13


I broke up with my girlfriend. Would it be a good idea to decapitate her, rape her corpse and keep her head in the fridge?

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 17:22:23


At 9/15/05 05:21 PM, Loch_Ness_Monster wrote: I broke up with my girlfriend. Would it be a good idea to decapitate her, rape her corpse and keep her head in the fridge?

no.Make up with her.

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 17:22:55


At 9/15/05 05:17 PM, -ashley- wrote: shes your girlfreind,shell love you even if you write a couple of crappy songs!

Thanks, I'm going to start writing within 5 minutes.

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 17:23:31


At 9/15/05 05:22 PM, -ashley- wrote:
At 9/15/05 05:21 PM, Loch_Ness_Monster wrote: I broke up with my girlfriend. Would it be a good idea to decapitate her, rape her corpse and keep her head in the fridge?
no.Make up with her.

that is good advice coz the head would slowly rot making all your food in the fridge bad

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 17:24:29


Should I wear a polo shirt or a t-shirt to the dance on saturday?

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 18:02:57


At 9/15/05 05:24 PM, KrazyKool wrote: Should I wear a polo shirt or a t-shirt to the dance on saturday?

polos are ugly

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 18:31:58


.... good god

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 18:33:55


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop!?!?

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 18:34:14


should i buy a mini fridge for my college dorm room to keep my beer away from thieves?


"Some kilometers SOUTH of Dublin, under more control of

the IRA, there is a vast farmland. I'm SUPER cereal"

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Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 19:26:22


At 9/15/05 06:34 PM, theabominablematt wrote: should i buy a mini fridge for my college dorm room to keep my beer away from thieves?

yes!

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 19:28:08


are there aliens?

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 19:29:21


What are the winning lottery numbers


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Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 19:30:53


I need some advice. I am about to be eaten by two very large aligators. Some how I have my computer, but that is besides the point. I have two things to use, a rock and a banana. What should I do? The red aligator is telling me to burn down my boat.

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 19:32:13


just a question why do girls seem to like the stupid suck ups who are blatentley see through who seem to get all the girls because he trashes all the other guys? other than the fact they are spoiled rich kids

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 19:35:48


I don't have any questions right now.

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 19:42:18


At 9/15/05 07:33 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Okay, is their a safe way to tell a girl that you dont know, that her "camel toe" is showing? so that she wont feel embarassed about it? I wanted to tell this one girl that, but I didnt want to get suspended for anything.

oh now that's a shit situation to be in


"Some kilometers SOUTH of Dublin, under more control of

the IRA, there is a vast farmland. I'm SUPER cereal"

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Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 19:49:09


At 9/15/05 07:33 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: Okay, is their a safe way to tell a girl that you dont know, that her "camel toe" is showing? so that she wont feel embarassed about it? I wanted to tell this one girl that, but I didnt want to get suspended for anything.

convince those people to wear baggy clothes?

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 19:49:12


At 9/15/05 07:32 PM, Gtd_Orion wrote:

other than the fact they are spoiled rich kids

That's the one fact that seems to matter.

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 19:55:45


At 9/15/05 07:32 PM, Gtd_Orion wrote: just a question why do girls seem to like the stupid suck ups who are blatentley see through who seem to get all the girls because he trashes all the other guys? other than the fact they are spoiled rich kids

I think you just answered yourself with the rich kid and suck up. Either that or they are nice to the girls they hang out with. Just not nice to anyone else.

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 20:14:33


How does one get a girl to like them down in Montreal, Ash?

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 22:16:04


At 9/15/05 07:28 PM, -MARINE- wrote: are there aliens?

!!! : l ???

Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 22:19:16


At 9/15/05 07:31 PM, SiddharthaGautama4x4 wrote: Hunting boots, or tennis shoes?

to quote Jeff Foxworthy?


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Response to need advice? 2005-09-15 22:20:33


S-see... There's this girl... And... I asked her out the other day... And... I've asked her out before... And last time she said no... And this time... she... SAID NOOOOOOOO!!!!

*bawls*

Whut shold I dooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to need advice? 2005-09-16 06:58:32


At 9/15/05 07:55 PM, seyton1 wrote:
I think you just answered yourself with the rich kid and suck up. Either that or they are nice to the girls they hang out with. Just not nice to anyone else.

okay what i'm actually meaning to say is how can i create an actual relationship wiht aa person in a school with less than 300 kids, yeah this is bolton high publics school