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Now you're thinking with portals

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Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 13:34:27


Could this work?

Now you're thinking with portals


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 13:35:03


Yeah it can.


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 13:36:39


Standing on your own feet?
Brilliant.

Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 13:37:31


Next you have to do standing on your head.


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 13:41:34


It could work. But it might hurt.


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 13:52:41


At 12/1/08 01:37 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Next you have to do standing on your head.

You'd need a room exactly your height.

Now you're thinking with portals


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 13:59:39


Could you have buttsex with yourself?
SS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN'


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:04:08


no you will be split in two down the middle and the place will blow up

Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:04:23


Get a rope and put it in the portal, and tie one end to the other. What would happen if you shot another portal?

Now you're thinking with portals

Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:04:51


I deduce it could not.

Now you're thinking with portals


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:06:58


At 12/1/08 02:04 PM, TheBloxMaster wrote: Get a rope and put it in the portal, and tie one end to the other. What would happen if you shot another portal?

The rope would break.


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:14:18


At 12/1/08 01:59 PM, Hoodis wrote: Could you have buttsex with yourself?
SS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN'

Well there are um.....certain pictures you can find if you look.


I'm a dragon

BoshansStudios made this awesome sig.

My gamertag is Kirbykiller13,add me,we'll go hard and kill some scrubs.

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:22:33


At 12/1/08 02:19 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 12/1/08 02:14 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:59 PM, Hoodis wrote: Could you have buttsex with yourself?
SS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN'
Well there are um.....certain pictures you can find if you look.
Care to link?
If you put NSFW before it you don't get banned!

just trust the guy, please. i've seen the pics and they were...unpleasent...


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:25:06


not a blank post

Now you're thinking with portals


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:25:35


At 12/1/08 01:59 PM, Hoodis wrote: Could you have buttsex with yourself?
SS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN'

It's complicated but I did it.

Now you're thinking with portals


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:27:36


At 12/1/08 02:25 PM, Asalraalaikum wrote: It's complicated but I did it.

Suppose you keep falling that way. That would be an awesome sight.

You could also suck yourself off.


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:28:37


At 12/1/08 02:25 PM, Asalraalaikum wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:59 PM, Hoodis wrote: Could you have buttsex with yourself?
SS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN'
It's complicated but I did it.

Sticing your penis in your ass is not having buttsex with yourself.
You have to move it back and forth.


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:30:23


Damn guys, you are killin' me


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:30:52


You don't have to stand in the center to stand on your own feet.
Because a portal is or a 3D reflection of you or a worm hole.


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:32:06


At 12/1/08 02:19 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 12/1/08 02:14 PM, kirbykiller4 wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:59 PM, Hoodis wrote: Could you have buttsex with yourself?
SS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN'
Well there are um.....certain pictures you can find if you look.
Care to link?
If you put NSFW before it you don't get banned!

I got banned for linking to an nsfw image one time(and yes i labeled it as being nsfw)so no dice,surely you know how to search on google?


I'm a dragon

BoshansStudios made this awesome sig.

My gamertag is Kirbykiller13,add me,we'll go hard and kill some scrubs.

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:33:19


Ha ha. Sniffing own arse

Now you're thinking with portals

Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:34:51


in theory, yes it would work.

Your feet would provide a surface to stand on, but it would be damn funny to see someone fall through portals endlessly. Once they reach terminal velocity shoot a portal straight down at the base of a cliff, see if they make it to the top


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:39:19


It would be hard considering your center of balance is between the portals and you are trying to keep your feet still. It is still possible though.


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:41:22


At 12/1/08 02:27 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:
At 12/1/08 02:25 PM, Asalraalaikum wrote: It's complicated but I did it.
Suppose you keep falling that way. That would be an awesome sight.

You could also suck yourself off.

Sucking yourself off you say?

Now you're thinking with portals


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:45:02


At 12/1/08 02:39 PM, Cur1y wrote: It would be hard considering your center of balance is between the portals and you are trying to keep your feet still. It is still possible though.

Suppose your legs would snap just because of the weight and the aphysicality of it. Seriously Auch
what would happen if you shoot two portals onto eachother and jump through?


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:51:15


At 12/1/08 02:45 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:
At 12/1/08 02:39 PM, Cur1y wrote:
what would happen if you shoot two portals onto eachother and jump through?

You can't,the portals need a flat surface to work.


I'm a dragon

BoshansStudios made this awesome sig.

My gamertag is Kirbykiller13,add me,we'll go hard and kill some scrubs.

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:53:09


At 12/1/08 01:52 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:37 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Next you have to do standing on your head.
You'd need a room exactly your height.

That wouldn't work - you'd just keep falling and falling and falling.


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 14:58:49


At 12/1/08 02:53 PM, Rig wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:52 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:37 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Next you have to do standing on your head.
You'd need a room exactly your height.
That wouldn't work - you'd just keep falling and falling and falling.

And eventually break your head.


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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 15:01:51


</pointless>

Now you're thinking with portals


What a good looking mirror.

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Response to Now you're thinking with portals 2008-12-01 15:01:57


At 12/1/08 02:53 PM, Rig wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:52 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote:
At 12/1/08 01:37 PM, Hoeloe wrote: Next you have to do standing on your head.
You'd need a room exactly your height.
That wouldn't work - you'd just keep falling and falling and falling.

What if you hung on to the edge of the portal?You wouldn't be able to stand,but you could give your scalp a nice massage with your feat,which you'll need,because your brain will hurt from trying to comprehend what the fuck your doing.


I'm a dragon

BoshansStudios made this awesome sig.

My gamertag is Kirbykiller13,add me,we'll go hard and kill some scrubs.

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