...peaches. First you must wash them. The skin is bright and smooth, and it smeels sweet. You drool over the very thought of eating one. You tear into the skin. You stick your tounge in, savoring the juices as they run down your chin, then to the pit of your neck. You go further in, and get more juice. Then you bite, and gring the fruit between your teeth. You continue until theres little to nothing left. Then you throw whats left away.
reading that made me think of just peaches, I completely forgot about virgins.
Now I wanna eat a peach.
I'll brb, gotta hit up the supermarket.
Need anything?
Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.
Ya I thought virgins were like cherries... maybe I misinterpreted that whole cherry thing.
But fuck peaches sound delicious...
Fuck that shit...
At 9/14/09 03:56 PM, Sidorio wrote: Oh, you're so cool.
I'm glad you think so.
/sarcasm
At 9/14/09 03:54 PM, tobi0 wrote: The skin is bright and smooth,
Aren't Peaches known for being covered in fuzz?
At 9/14/09 03:58 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:At 9/14/09 03:54 PM, tobi0 wrote: The skin is bright and smooth,Aren't Peaches known for being covered in fuzz?
Yeah, the ones from Asia are.
oh wait...
Smoking will kill you M8!!!
At 9/14/09 03:58 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:At 9/14/09 03:54 PM, tobi0 wrote: The skin is bright and smooth,Aren't Peaches known for being covered in fuzz?
Then he means nectarines.
At 9/14/09 04:08 PM, InnerChild548 wrote:At 9/14/09 03:58 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:Then he means nectarines.At 9/14/09 03:54 PM, tobi0 wrote: The skin is bright and smooth,Aren't Peaches known for being covered in fuzz?
This. And I do tend to be messy when I eat.
At 9/14/09 04:08 PM, DUKE-NUDEM wrote: too bad virgins don't grow on trees....
They do actually...
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At 9/14/09 04:13 PM, RubberTrucky wrote:At 9/14/09 04:08 PM, DUKE-NUDEM wrote: too bad virgins don't grow on trees....They do actually...
Lol nice one.
I do question her virginity though
I usually try to avoid biting the woman's vagina until there's nothing left. And I don't think its a good idea to throw her away.
At 9/14/09 04:05 PM, arbiterg wrote: if you dont loose ur virginity at 14 u suck!
Yeah that is just how a degenerating society would want you to do, when kids aren't even fully developed having sex, that most oftenly disables that basic development and leaves the child to suffer.
(points at arbiterg) Thank you educational system, you're really doing a fucking great job.....
Anyway fuck you man, I'm fuckin 19 and I've never put it to a chick, yes I had many a chance to do so and turned them all down.
Oh also, reason why is because I've seen several examples of how fucked up people are later in life when they had sex at a young age, I learn from people's mistakes (puts cool shades on)
At 9/14/09 04:14 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: To me virgins are like a new pair of shoes they're real tight when you first use them and then start to loosen out
i lol'd.
Virgins are like baseballs. The more you hit them, the more worn and torn they get.
Virgins are like rocks outside on rainy days. The more you rain, the wetter they get.
At 9/14/09 03:54 PM, tobi0 wrote: Then you bite, and gring the fruit between your teeth.
holy hell D:
im glad im not your GF...
or a girl for that matter
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
I love virgins too. that's why I only fuck freshman and softmore girls. Did I finish highschool? yes Am I a pedo perv? a little. but it don't feel right if it ain't very tight
Rough em' up
At 9/14/09 04:05 PM, arbiterg wrote: if you dont loose ur virginity at 14 u suck!
yaay I don't suck :D
At 9/14/09 04:48 PM, BrandonXDD wrote:At 9/14/09 04:05 PM, arbiterg wrote: if you dont loose ur virginity at 14 u suck!yaay I don't suck :D
You know thats a lie.
Why would you want to take care of a baby at the age of 14? I'm 22 and I still probally can't handle a child.
At 9/14/09 03:55 PM, DOCoSPADEo wrote: reading that made me think of just peaches, I completely forgot about virgins.
Now I wanna eat a peach.
I'll brb, gotta hit up the supermarket.
Need anything?
Milk please.
That's what she said.
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At 9/14/09 03:54 PM, tobi0 wrote: ...peaches.
Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
At 9/14/09 04:48 PM, BrandonXDD wrote:At 9/14/09 04:05 PM, arbiterg wrote: if you dont loose ur virginity at 14 u suck!yaay I don't suck :D
well,I DID LOSE MY VIRGINTY AT 10
At 9/14/09 03:55 PM, Decland wrote: Dude, that's just weird.
Agreed. I have a feeling a virgin wrote it.
At 9/14/09 04:57 PM, o0-0o wrote:At 9/14/09 03:54 PM, tobi0 wrote: ...peaches.Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
Okay.
Hold on, let me trim the branches.
