Anti DragonForce Pants!

[Coop]

Picture the scene... if you must

As I'm sitting down on a "comfort break", I allow my mind to wander. Not having today's newspaper with me, I find other things to amuse myself. As a result, my gaze drifted to the label in the back of my new boxer shorts

"WARNING - KEEP AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES!"

Is there something about listening to DragonForce's biggest hit, that teenagers gush over for being the most epically difficult track to play on Guitar Hero 3? Am I likely to spontaneously combust if I play or listen to this song while wearing this garment? Or will I just void the warranty?

Not that I'm really sure what warranty a pair of boxer shorts should have after they've spent a day that close to my nether regions

Discuss.

[Freaki-boy92]

no, the pants company is scared that if you listen to dragonforce while wearing their pants, then you will get super-powers

[Sheizenhammer]

Dammit Coop! Pants are for WEARING, not reading!

Put some fucking clothes on already!

I, too, am struggling to think up any kind of warranty that makes sense when applied to underpants. Since there's no possible warranty to begin with anyway, maybe it really DOES mean they'll explode when put near that music track?! o_0

[Parlux]

Go play the track and find out

[ZagmenO]

I think you'll be fine, just as long as you don't try to play it on expert.

[sirsicklick]

Ground and Pound that pussy.
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[MrDaemon]

I would buy pants that spoke about my hatred for Dragonforce, as long as they were comfortable.

[Sheizenhammer]

At 2/22/10 08:57 AM, Parlux wrote: Go play the track and find out

The fact that he's not replied is filling my head with images of Coop rolling around on the floor, screaming in pain as he desperately tries to rip his now burning pants off.

[Magical-Zorse]

I don't see why people are so obsessed with that song. It's lame

[Oakwood]

I don't like death metal, but boycotting it with a boxershort? That's lame.

[Saxturbation]

I'm pretty sure if you listen to the song while wearing them you might spontaneously combust. Like so...

[homor]

yeah, keep as far away as you can from fire and flames.

they're so hot you'll feel the pain of a lifetime, lost in a thousand days.

[Coop]

At 2/22/10 08:39 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I WANT THOSE BOXERS!!!

You sick fuck. I will not give away my own used underwear... How much were you offering?

At 2/22/10 08:39 AM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: no, the pants company is scared that if you listen to dragonforce while wearing their pants, then you will get super-powers

Super powers you say? *hand hovers over the Play button*

At 2/22/10 08:45 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: Dammit Coop! Pants are for WEARING, not reading!

Put some fucking clothes on already!

I was wearing clothes, but have you ever tried relieving yourself with a barrier of cloth between your arse and the john?

At 2/22/10 08:57 AM, Parlux wrote: Go play the track and find out

I'm sure there are other packs of these shorts about. Go and buy some, before putting the track on yourself!

At 2/22/10 09:35 AM, Seraphim17 wrote: I would buy pants that spoke about my hatred for Dragonforce, as long as they were comfortable.

"It's like new underwear. At first, it's constrictive, but after a while, it feels like a part of you."

At 2/22/10 10:14 AM, LiquidOoze wrote: I don't like death metal, but boycotting it with a boxershort? That's lame.

DragonForce? Death Metal?

What are you? Hugged to death by Tellytubbies?!

POWER METAL =/= DEATH METAL

At 2/22/10 10:17 AM, Saxturbation wrote: I'm pretty sure if you listen to the song while wearing them you might spontaneously combust. Like so...

At least they keep me warm :P

At 2/22/10 11:13 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: Not really a fan of dragonforce, or heavy metal altogether but would be an interesting experiment.

Heavy Metal? You need to study the wider genres of Metal :P

If you could call standing around in your under-garments listening to heavy metal an experiment that is.

I listen to Metal while just in my boxers surprisingly frequently - I have to get dressed to something, don't I?

[HeavenDuff]

I totally lol'ed

and also, pics or it didn't happen.

[Spunky6666]

At 2/22/10 09:02 AM, ZagmenO wrote: I think you'll be fine, just as long as you don't try to play it on expert.

Puleeeeeeeze! I can get 120% on expert without even trying. And yes, that is possible when you're as awesome as I am.

But seriously, those pants would be pretty cool.

[ThePhantomGamer]

At 2/22/10 09:58 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: I don't see why people are so obsessed with that song. It's lame

Agreed.

[Coop]

At 2/22/10 08:58 PM, Spunky6666 wrote:

At 2/22/10 09:02 AM, ZagmenO wrote: I think you'll be fine, just as long as you don't try to play it on expert.

Puleeeeeeeze! I can get 120% on expert without even trying. And yes, that is possible when you're as awesome as I am.

Must mean that I'm able to get 200% easily :P

At 2/22/10 08:54 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: I totally lol'ed

and also, pics or it didn't happen.

Gladly. I just wish that I could shake the feeling that bringing this whole topic up has made me ill :(

[Joshsouza]

your boxers will burst into flames if you listen to the song while wearing them

[Homosecksual]

At 2/22/10 10:14 AM, LiquidOoze wrote: I don't like death metal, but boycotting it with a boxershort? That's lame.

Dragonforce is not death metal...

[Quinny]

That's a rather spiffing warning label you have there, what.

[Coop]

At 2/23/10 11:17 AM, BobbaQ wrote: That's a rather spiffing warning label you have there, what.

Rather useful and a sound warning, I have to say.