Through the years of playing Pokemon I've noticed it isn't all for kids...
Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon
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When bees sting you, they secretly just want to fuck you.
At 7/18/10 06:40 PM, Piss wrote: I don't understand 80% of these example.
really?
you don't see the obvious sexual references?
i get nidoqueen and bedrill and gloom and maybe shuckle. but thats it
There's nothing wrong with any of those Pokemon.
Also, Lopunny.
They're only sexual if you see them as such. I grew up with Pokemon and now only after you presented them to me as sexual do I kinda see what you mean.
...even then I don't get most of these. How is Beedrill's stinger sexual?
You're obviously thinking far too much about this.
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At 7/18/10 07:09 PM, OwnageGiy221 wrote: They're only sexual if you see them as such. I grew up with Pokemon and now only after you presented them to me as sexual do I kinda see what you mean.
...even then I don't get most of these. How is Beedrill's stinger sexual?
It's in front of him...
like a penis?
Some of those are just grabbing at straws. Like beedrill. Wow, a bee with a stinger. It must secretly have a sexual meaning. I mean, honestly, what kind of bee has a stinger?
At 7/18/10 07:10 PM, naronic wrote:At 7/18/10 07:09 PM, OwnageGiy221 wrote: They're only sexual if you see them as such. I grew up with Pokemon and now only after you presented them to me as sexual do I kinda see what you mean.It's in front of him...
...even then I don't get most of these. How is Beedrill's stinger sexual?
like a penis?
I don't think it's in the front, I'm pretty sure he's just crouching/bending in that particular sprite. Also I am a bit concerned for you and I recommend you see a doctor if your penis looks like that
At 7/18/10 07:10 PM, naronic wrote: It's in front of him...
like a penis?
Fine, I'll pretend that makes sense. Explain Koffing.
At 7/18/10 07:21 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote:At 7/18/10 07:10 PM, naronic wrote: It's in front of him...Fine, I'll pretend that makes sense. Explain Koffing.
like a penis?
the smoke coming out of it's holes
what does it look like?
At 7/18/10 07:21 PM, naronic wrote:At 7/18/10 07:21 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote:the smoke coming out of it's holesAt 7/18/10 07:10 PM, naronic wrote: It's in front of him...Fine, I'll pretend that makes sense. Explain Koffing.
like a penis?
what does it look like?
gosh that's smoke
At 7/18/10 07:21 PM, naronic wrote:At 7/18/10 07:21 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote:the smoke coming out of it's holesAt 7/18/10 07:10 PM, naronic wrote: It's in front of him...Fine, I'll pretend that makes sense. Explain Koffing.
like a penis?
what does it look like?
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At 7/18/10 07:21 PM, naronic wrote:At 7/18/10 07:21 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote:the smoke coming out of it's holesAt 7/18/10 07:10 PM, naronic wrote: It's in front of him...Fine, I'll pretend that makes sense. Explain Koffing.
like a penis?
what does it look like?
Really? You think that's, like, sperm or something? Seriously? This has got to be the dumbest attempt at showing sexual references in anything. You are a fucking idiot.
Looks like you gots your mind in the gutter, OP. Because you have to try pretty hard to find any sexual themes in those pokemon.
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At 7/18/10 07:21 PM, naronic wrote:At 7/18/10 07:21 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote:the smoke coming out of it's holesAt 7/18/10 07:10 PM, naronic wrote: It's in front of him...Fine, I'll pretend that makes sense. Explain Koffing.
like a penis?
what does it look like?
Smoke.
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At 7/18/10 06:47 PM, naronic wrote:At 7/18/10 06:40 PM, Piss wrote: I don't understand 80% of these example.really?
you don't see the obvious sexual references?
I don't see them either.
.
Lickitung being a pink chameleon is a blatant sexual reference.
How they got that one past the censors, ill never know
At 7/18/10 07:26 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: OH FOR FU- FINE MOTHERFUCKER, EXPLAIN MAROWAK!!oneeleven
Yeah, I'm also curious as to why you picked it. And if you say "Durr hurr boner," I will fucking strangle you through the internets.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait. Let me guess. You think the shell on Slowbro's tail is like someone sucking someone's dick, right? Wooooooowwwwwwwww.
At 7/18/10 07:32 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Gloom is a heroine addict?
Ya' see I was gonna guess mentally challenged with the drool, but neither of our guesses are sexual. Huh.
I only notice a few, I would point them out but I don't know any of their names.
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At 7/18/10 07:31 PM, zen64 wrote:At 7/18/10 07:26 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote: OH FOR FU- FINE MOTHERFUCKER, EXPLAIN MAROWAK!!oneelevenYeah, I'm also curious as to why you picked it. And if you say "Durr hurr boner," I will fucking strangle you through the internets.
Durr hurr boner!!!
okay guy's
luckting's tongue is always out in a sort of bj'ish fashon
vulpix's butt is in the air and it's tongue is sticking out like its begging for it or something
nidoqueen has tits
beedrill's drills are kinda like penisis "drilling"
coffings smoke looks like cum
the shell on slokings back looks like it's giving him some kind of tail bj or something
gloom has put put on her mouth
diglett looks like a penis out of the ground. Diglett even sounding like... well you know
machoke gesture is sexual in a way
schmuck looks like a sex toy
and Mohawk has a BONE for a weapon
Ok they're all pretty stupid (except shuckle, a creature made up of nothing but dicks and a shell would be pretty damn awesome) but I think I get most of them now. Except gloom, diglet and machamp. Unless diglet is the world's shortest weiner
At 7/18/10 07:39 PM, naronic wrote: Diglett even sounding like... well you know
Pig tit?
