Timmy's Mystery Box

[Timmy]

So I got home today to find a box wedging my screen door open - My Mystery Box had arrived!! :D

When I opened it, I was a bit confused. Then horrified.

Here's what I got, from left to right:

- 35 cents.
- a soiled wad of tissues
- a free "Election Reminder" pamphlet addressed to "Newgrounds, Inc."
- An empty bag of Lays Baked Barb-b-que chips.
- An extension cord (I plugged it in - it doesn't work)
- One sock.
- Receipt from "Main Line Liquor" for two 36 packs of Miller Lite, purchased by Luis Castanon.
- A used condom.
- A Polaroid of Stamper "using" the condom.
- A picture of a penis drawn on a Post-It note.

Wtf, guys.

[HazeStigma]

They must had known it was you.

[Prome]

that sucks man

[Dean]

I think this tops Grubs box.

[Drony]

its surprises like that make me not think about getting this box, you got ripped man.

also, i demand a clear view of stampers picture

[Timmy]

At 10/13/10 02:25 PM, Prometheus13 wrote: that sucks man

Worth it.

[Gagsy]

Lmao I hope you're telling the truth.

[FairSquare]

Whatever you do, don't donate the sperm to a sperm bank.

[jmalouin7]

LIAR FAIC BUM TOUCHER

no myster box in here :(

[Luke]

They knew it was you man... That's hilarious.

[River]

priceless... with that condom you could grow a army of Stamper's and finally take over the mastermind hideout!

[Malachy]

haha, best mystery box ever!

[XenonMonkey]

Mine comes today too. I hope it's better than that.

[Ptero]

I'll trade you my entire box for that condom.

[Strummie]

Awww! Lucky!

[GeneralPlanet]

This is why mystery boxes are amazing. You can get anything from a Gamecube to a picture of stamper's genitals.

[Rig]

Gonna use that condom?

[blue-ice-cube]

How much for the sock?

[Lucy]

Ah man, I bet that was a disappointment.

[ProtomanBlues]

Now I feel like not getting a Mystery Box

[Dromedary]

I guess they're running out of things! Next they'll be putting Ghosts N stuff in there!

[kittehg0d]

I want to get this in my mystery box :D

[PikaRobo]

Your lying, you didn't order a mystery box.

[DP]

I knew the mystery boxes would lose quality.

[RYNOL]

Suddenly I want a mystery box.

If you're not gonna post the pic, you might as well describe it. Like, how did he use the condom and how big was his dick?

[5ERGEI]

At 10/13/10 06:54 PM, PikaRobo wrote: Your lying, you didn't order a mystery box.

I think it was fairly obvious since the beginning, however.... your evidence does nothing but embolden the fact.

[SouthAsian]

EPIC WIN!

Do want.

[Turkman-inc]

well i guess...

-the 35 cents resembles your lifes value.
-the used tissue wad = to dry your tears for getting a louzy mysterybox.
-the election reminder obviously suits the purpose for reminding you to vote.
-the baked lays is for the trashcan.
-the broke extension cord = to hang yourself with.
-the single sock = for mastrubation/keeping pc clean purpose.
-the receipt = info about the man you must kill before you hang yourself.
-the picture = again suited for mastrubation purpose.
-the used condom = food
-the penis post note = for sticking to your head when you hang yourself with extension cord.

have fun with it!

[stephenharper]

marc boyer

[Hyrcia]

Ha, liar. You found that shit under your bed.