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Motorcycles and old age

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I pulled a classic, middle age blunder. I bid three thousand bucks on a motorcycle, and I won.

Technically, I could back out if I bent the hell out of the truth... auto and property sales on Ebay are a little more forgiving, due to State and local laws about such possessesables. But for the most part, I'm still on the hook for this.

Haven't really ridden since I was the average NG users age. Last year I had a discectomy, and fucked it up a few months later. Traveling in New Jersey is a risky enough prospect in a steel crate, let alone riding on one.

It's a nice bike, good for my size and not overpowered (lol, disk brakes) but it's overpriced by roughly 300 hundred bucks... haven't played a good video game in so long, then the bidding price went up.... Anyone know where I can get a Tankman brain bucket (helmet)?

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At 9/24/14 07:53 PM, VicariousE wrote: I pulled a classic, middle age blunder. I bid three thousand bucks on a motorcycle, and I won.

Not a blunder at all, my man! Keep the riding light and ride defensively. Develop your instincts for what situations could possibly lead to an accident and preemptively avoid them. Start reading forums and learn from the mistakes others have made (taking corners too fast, automobiles doing stupid things, etc.).

Cagers will NEVER see you. I hear stories of people MAKING EYE CONTACT with the motorcyclist and then pulling out into them anyway... some people legitimately can't understand in the split-second decision time that a motorcycle is a motor vehicle to be considered just as a car.

This isn't to dissuade you from riding. I rode for 4 months in Hawaii (no helmet laws... so awesome). You'll seriously never feel so free on the road as you will on a motorcycle. It's a joy.

Also that bike is sexy. The only thing I don't like is the red paint on those fork seals. Ewww, strip that off post-haste and reveal that sexy bare metal.

As for a tankman helmet: you're on your own.


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>not a Ducati


fuck yuo idiote

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$3K for something so small...I dunno man...I'd pull that kind of money for a heavier bike.

On the bright side, though, it would be cheap and easy to work on by yourself. Hell, that would be a wonderful first motorcycle, but if you've had a bike before, I'd back out.

You'd ride that thing for a couple of years and then might want something more substantial.


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At 9/24/14 09:57 PM, Evark wrote:
At 9/24/14 07:53 PM, VicariousE wrote: I pulled a classic, middle age blunder. I bid three thousand bucks on a motorcycle, and I won.
Not a blunder at all, my man! Keep the riding light and ride defensively. Develop your instincts for what situations could possibly lead to an accident and preemptively avoid them. Start reading forums and learn from the mistakes others have made (taking corners too fast, automobiles doing stupid things, etc.).

Tires look stock, not at all modern |: Tire design's come a long way... more money :\ It's just.... New Jersey, you know? Most densely populated State in the union, most cancer, most lawyers, most assholes-per-capita.

Cagers will NEVER see you. I hear stories of people MAKING EYE CONTACT with the motorcyclist and then pulling out into them anyway... some people legitimately can't understand in the split-second decision time that a motorcycle is a motor vehicle to be considered just as a car.

I did that when I was about 20, put my turn signal on meaning to turn just after the intersection, and didn't turn it off. Both of us got scared and pissed at each other, but we didn't hit, low speed misunderstanding.

This isn't to dissuade you from riding. I rode for 4 months in Hawaii (no helmet laws... so awesome). You'll seriously never feel so free on the road as you will on a motorcycle. It's a joy.

I imagine gas prices in HI land were (are) pretty expensive, not to mention a dearth of good open stretches.

Also that bike is sexy. The only thing I don't like is the red paint on those fork seals. Ewww, strip that off post-haste and reveal that sexy bare metal.

Oh shit, the paint matches pretty close, but you're right! Shit, there's a huge scratch on top of the tank as well. Considering a custom paint job with Hammerite (glass beaded) paint. I always associated Honda red, with dirt bikes and ATV's, not so much a street bike.

As for a tankman helmet: you're on your own.

Probably just get a Desert Storm looking DOT approved bucket, and paint it with high temp Rustoleum, which is kinda a matte finish...


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At 9/24/14 10:22 PM, Phobotech wrote: $3K for something so small...I dunno man...I'd pull that kind of money for a heavier bike.

Fuck I know man, but I'm a runt at 5' 4", need something 'light'. If it runs at peak RPM's, I can still bring up the rear okay in any (east coast) substantial bike run. Ya, I know I should've backed out around 2,500, at least we share the same age. Just hope the original tool pouch comes with it, lol... it looks bog-standard, no bitch bar or anything, oh well.

On the bright side, though, it would be cheap and easy to work on by yourself. Hell, that would be a wonderful first motorcycle, but if you've had a bike before, I'd back out.

Lol, too late, just emailed the bloke a few minutes ago, and I'm off to transfer funds at the bank....

You'd ride that thing for a couple of years and then might want something more substantial.

I'm certain you're right, but any more juice than 330cc's, and I might just 'jump the shark'... plus I'm old enough to remember that apocryphal Happy Days cliffhanger, when it came over on the rabbit ears |: 60 - 70 MPH on a bike that size isn't too bad, though the drum brakes give me reason for pause.


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Eh, accessories can come later. At least it has a kind of a classy cafe look to it. I think it could pay for itself in gas-milage alone, especially if you're light.

You could've bought worse.


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At 9/24/14 10:01 PM, Sevkat wrote: >not a Ducati

Lol, it sure isn't. It's a rice rocket that's about as exciting as a Sony Walkman... though the bike's even older. It's my fault for watching too much Top Gear (UK), and those old farts tooling around exotic locales. Ah well, it's still wheels.

I knew a kid in West Virginia who had a Honda Cub, the most mass produced vehicle ever. It was the early 1980's, and the bike had no brakes, and the kid had no shoes, couldn't wear them. His folks said you could see sparks coming from the ground if he Flintstoned stopped too fast at night.

At 9/24/14 09:48 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I don't know where to find one but just whatever you do please always wear a helmet.

Thanks mate, I sure will, though I probably won't if I'm chasing deer off the farm... should make herding those bastards a lot easier. I've got 2 lil kiddie brain buckets, maybe I can swap 'em in for a trade somewhere.


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At 9/24/14 10:01 PM, Sevkat wrote: >not a Ducati

wow holy shit get a load of this guy. Ducatis are for guys who like taking it from behind.

pic related, it's what you are.

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At 9/24/14 11:17 PM, Boomstick wrote:
At 9/24/14 10:01 PM, Sevkat wrote: >not a Ducati
wow holy shit get a load of this guy. Ducatis are for guys who like taking it from behind.

pic related, it's what you are.

#REKT
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At 9/24/14 11:11 PM, Phobotech wrote: Eh, accessories can come later. At least it has a kind of a classy cafe look to it. I think it could pay for itself in gas-milage alone, especially if you're light.

Yup. Still got a welder and some fancy iron, if I wanna go that way. The shame is, it's barely a cafe racer at all, but you're right, I wouldn't mind running mid-range octane gas sparingly. Just glad I've got a few tins of Stabil left... no way I trust the alcohol blend we have now, with a small carburetored engine >:(

You could've bought worse.

True, but I won't know till my ass in on the vinyl, and I take it for a spin. There's a racetrack near me where I can take a(n apparently) 3 day course, that will get me a MC endorsement on my license, for anything under 500cc's... weird state I live in.

The seller seemed legit, and I was hellabusy moving dirt, filling dumpsters and picking baby pumpkins and watermelon... so I never had the chance to go up and see the bike yet. Pickup should haul it back to my place no problem, though I haven't strung up a bike in a damn long while. I might as well post the Ebay ad. You have to look hard to see the dents, scratches and rip, but it's still a rather cherry ride.

Once I get this thing all legit, I can post in the MC Club thread.


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At 9/24/14 11:17 PM, Boomstick wrote:
At 9/24/14 10:01 PM, Sevkat wrote: >not a Ducati
wow holy shit get a load of this guy. Ducatis are for guys who like taking it from behind.

IDK, that's like saying a Mazda convertible's a girl's car, or two guys in a convertible are automatically gay
Any poof that can handle a shit ton of power on a heavy bike, is okay in my book... we all bleed, you know?


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3 Grand isn't too bad. In Australia, depending on condition of course, they are going for between $2,800 and $7,000. Granted that's fairly steep for a Motorcycle that's 42 years old. Plus I'm assuming the model you're getting is a 1971/1972/1973. Those things are damn near bullet proof though. So it's not the worst purchase of all time.

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Nice, man.

Maybe some places around a base might have some surplus tank or other cool helmets lying around. Some soldiers might pawn them off or something somewhere, never know. I think fort knox does a lot of tank training. Not sure.

I saw some cats take some kevlar and make some helmets. It's almost like they ironed some kevlar sheets into helmet, if I remember right. I don't think it took a lot of heat to do it, seems like it had around the melting point of plastic?

Keep that rubber down.


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At 9/25/14 12:41 AM, gamejunkie wrote: 3 Grand isn't too bad. In Australia, depending on condition of course, they are going for between $2,800 and $7,000. Granted that's fairly steep for a Motorcycle that's 42 years old. Plus I'm assuming the model you're getting is a 1971/1972/1973. Those things are damn near bullet proof though. So it's not the worst purchase of all time.

Thanks mate, that's one of the main reasons I fell in love with this somewhat underpowered hog: it's a proven machine. It's a bog standard 1972 Honda CB 350 (though the engine displacement is a tad below 350cc's).

I figured prices down under would've been slightly better, considering your proximity to island that made it. One good thing: as a motorcycle, it likely wasn't exposed to salt, either by the Atlantic, or the calcium/salt/sand mix on the winter roads here. Damn thing looks garage kept, I'll report back once I've secured it. It's been a while, but I think I can gauge it's output well, without leaving the farm... gonna need that lil engine working optimally.

I could have bought a brand new Honda Scrambler moped, or something newer, lighter and more powerful. I figure there's a certain bent appeal in operating something as old as I am.


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At 9/25/14 01:57 AM, jhypsyshah wrote: Maybe some places around a base might have some surplus tank or other cool helmets lying around. Some soldiers might pawn them off or something somewhere, never know. I think fort knox does a lot of tank training. Not sure.

I'm close to McGuire/Fort Dix and Fort Washington, though I think that base is mostly decommissioned. As far as tank training, I think you're spot on, plus I'm a fan of Bond flicks, and Goldfinger...

I saw some cats take some kevlar and make some helmets. It's almost like they ironed some kevlar sheets into helmet, if I remember right. I don't think it took a lot of heat to do it, seems like it had around the melting point of plastic?

Lol, I actually saved a whole bolt of Kevlar string my Pop got many years ago, it's amazing stuff! Though the one I have seems a bit knackered, dunno. Either way, I couldn't, brain buckets in the US have to be DOT certified, though there may be some military headgear that fits that bill, that a civilian can own...

Keep that rubber down.

Damn straight. Our town engineer didn't. Got drunk mid week, mid afternoon, then took his Mercedes SLS for a little flight with a guy he met at the bar (no homo), straight into oncoming traffic, nearly decapitating a woman, wrecking 3 vehicles including the Merc. Every time I have to drive over one of his shitty roadworks... *shakes head*


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At 9/25/14 03:42 AM, FurryGod wrote: Looks nice, different looking, small price for it!

Thanks! After looking at the Wiki article's picture, I'm really liking the gold version a lot. Maybe I'll paint the sucker NG yellow and orange! I figure if this place keeps me on my toes, maybe a NG styled ride might do the same.

My father used to ride a Harley motorized bicycle and an Indian, all low horsepower things, just so him and his buddy could get drunk at the shore on weekends, just a few years after WWII. Some real RPG adventures, in an America that still had freedom and an innocence about it.


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At 9/25/14 04:03 AM, Jojo55 wrote: Funny you should say that: My dad bought 2 motorcycles when he was about your age. He drove them occasionally and I rode with him a few times (I was about ~10). He tried to get me to ride with him more often but I just didn't like it. He got them fixed up and painted, bought helmets, and after a year or two he never used them anymore. I dunno if he had one before I was born but they are the only 2 I'm aware of. Anyway, he sold them eventually. Now he complains about being too old for everything—that's gonna be you soon! (No offence.)

Very amused, not offended :) My older brother had a Ninja, even rode around with him twice, then he accidentally tried to park it into a stump while parked... so he fixed and sold it.

Haven't really ridden since I was the average NG users age.
13?

Yup, that's when I had a Honda Mr Fiddy or Elsinore 50. Used to be a race bike for squirts at a local dirt track. Wish I still had it, kinda heavy for it's size though. And damn, no pictures on Wiki |:

Hmm… pimp out your ride and helmet with some NG stickers! Maybe some black and yellow paint, too!

Yellow/orange with black and chrome highlights, I don't wanna get splattered.

Chasing deer on a motorcycle! It's gonna be like GTA! All you need now is a pistol-grip shotgun!

Yay!!11 Too bad this isn't the Scambler version. I can borrow my cousin's monster quad, but that's like a tank going after a motorcycle O_o

Ah, here's my old dirt bike, though the shocks on mine were completely collapsed. Also the carb was a bit knackered as well, but not by much :) I had it from 13-15 y/o in the early to mid 1980's. Somehow I blew the flywheel cover off while downshifting, never really ran right after that, so my Pop sold it, with no loss of money.

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At 9/24/14 07:53 PM, VicariousE wrote: Anyone know where I can get a Tankman brain bucket (helmet)?

You could always get a plain helmet and cover it completely with NG stickers (thats if you find a way to get a shit load of em).


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I fell into a new motorcycle a few years ago. I brought my (super underpowered) 2003 Suzuki GZ250 (250 for cc's!) cruiser in to repair a busted carburator and choke cable. The wife and I were oggling the brand new bikes on the sales floor and she was badmouthing how uncomfortable the sport bikes looked. So a sales guy got her to sit on a mid-size sport-touring Yamaha - you sit upright and your weight is on the back of your thighs rather than on your tailbone like our old cruiser. She loved how much more comfortable it was.

Long story short, we got that Yamaha FZ6r for $7k and let them deal with the 250. It was a great purchase - we could finally go highway speed and the dealer threw in some after market hard cases that fit so much stuff - I can do grocery shopping if I wanted. Being in the south helps though.

Everything @Evark mentioned is true - people will look you in the eye as they attempt vehicular homicide in the middle of the intersection. Always wear proper protection (helmet, jacket, cloves, boots, pants).

If you haven't ridden in a while you can always refresh your knowledge with one of the MSF courses. I took a MSF starter course when my mom first gave me the Suzuki 250 when I was 17. After the weekend class I got a waiver so I didn't have to take the state road test after.


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At 9/25/14 12:00 PM, Viper wrote: You could always get a plain helmet and cover it completely with NG stickers (thats if you find a way to get a shit load of em).

Square stickers on a helmet? It's gonna be exposed to high impacts from bugs, water, light talus... hopefully nothing worse than that. I'll probably get a black helmet and wear white goggles, should be more than enough. Just wondering what to do with the Madness stickers when they arrive, probably just keep them safe.


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At 9/25/14 01:09 PM, Malachy wrote: I fell into a new motorcycle a few years ago. I brought my (super underpowered) 2003 Suzuki GZ250 (250 for cc's!) cruiser in to repair a busted carburator and choke cable. The wife and I were oggling the brand new bikes on the sales floor and she was badmouthing how uncomfortable the sport bikes looked. So a sales guy got her to sit on a mid-size sport-touring Yamaha - you sit upright and your weight is on the back of your thighs rather than on your tailbone like our old cruiser. She loved how much more comfortable it was.

At least a modern bike can output more horsepower per cc than an older one. I do approve of the sitting position, mankind was not meant to fold itself in half at 90 degrees for hours on end. They make ergonomic seats that pitch forward, while your shins rest on another pad, forcing you to sit straight. Had I not spent a few hundred bucks over what this bike was worth.....

Long story short, we got that Yamaha FZ6r for $7k and let them deal with the 250. It was a great purchase - we could finally go highway speed and the dealer threw in some after market hard cases that fit so much stuff - I can do grocery shopping if I wanted. Being in the south helps though.

That's a fine looking ride, also quite comfy! I noticed the seat height is 31', just high enough to be a problem for me :( I'm also tepidly sure the bike I got can do highway speeds, so long as I don't have a passenger or too much cargo. It's going to be interesting coming up with a sissy bar/cargo solution.

Everything @Evark mentioned is true - people will look you in the eye as they attempt vehicular homicide in the middle of the intersection. Always wear proper protection (helmet, jacket, cloves, boots, pants).

Yeah, the cops will be playing that game too - around here, they like to drive aggressively to get you to flinch, then it's more than enough probable cause to pull you over. I'm just glad I learned from that one mishap I had with another biker years ago, now I don't pull out till I'm sure they're turning.

If you haven't ridden in a while you can always refresh your knowledge with one of the MSF courses. I took a MSF starter course when my mom first gave me the Suzuki 250 when I was 17. After the weekend class I got a waiver so I didn't have to take the state road test after.

See, I had to wait till my parents were dead! My Pop gave me the MR50 for use on the farm, as well as to wait for someone to buy it. I rode a few dirt bikes after that, and they were all overpowered monsters! Yeah, definitely have to pay for a MSF course, no way I'm gonna chance a DMV road and written test. Plus I'll be able to talk to the instructors at length about stuff, like the efficacy of those magnetic tank bags I've seen online, they look iffy |: A backpack would make more sense, but I wonder....


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At 9/25/14 06:13 PM, VicariousE wrote: At least a modern bike can output more horsepower per cc than an older one. I do approve of the sitting position, mankind was not meant to fold itself in half at 90 degrees for hours on end. They make ergonomic seats that pitch forward, while your shins rest on another pad, forcing you to sit straight. Had I not spent a few hundred bucks over what this bike was worth.....

Yeah - and a sport style bike has a much lighter body so you get a boost in HP on that too. I mean, the 250 was a slug. It couldn't get up to 65mph unless you had the wind at your back going downhill, and even then it was iffy. At least if you buy a ninja 250 the body is so light the engine can get you up to highway speeds. That's why harley and other high end cruisers have 1000cc at least.

It looks like a nice classic bike - you can repaint it and probably get at least what you paid for it. My brother fixed up an old honda and sold it to a school friend of mine. She loves it.

That's a fine looking ride, also quite comfy! I noticed the seat height is 31', just high enough to be a problem for me :( I'm also tepidly sure the bike I got can do highway speeds, so long as I don't have a passenger or too much cargo. It's going to be interesting coming up with a sissy bar/cargo solution.

My wife is 5'3" so we had to install a lowering kit to get it down to 29" and keep the seat at the lower height (I can shift it taller for when I ride but it's not a big enough of a problem for me to do that every time I take the bike out). She was still able to ride it at the higher setting but did tip over the day we took the bike home because she was on tip toes.

Yeah, the cops will be playing that game too - around here, they like to drive aggressively to get you to flinch, then it's more than enough probable cause to pull you over. I'm just glad I learned from that one mishap I had with another biker years ago, now I don't pull out till I'm sure they're turning.

Ugh, yeah, I never trust a turn signal or a non signal - I learned to pay attention to the front wheels, especially on a 3 lane highway. Some people will drift in their lane a little bit so it's a matter of knowing when they're just kind of drifting or if they're trying to change lanes without signaling. (You can become an expert at noticing that if you live in Florida - nobody signals and they always drive erratically.)

See, I had to wait till my parents were dead! My Pop gave me the MR50 for use on the farm, as well as to wait for someone to buy it. I rode a few dirt bikes after that, and they were all overpowered monsters! Yeah, definitely have to pay for a MSF course, no way I'm gonna chance a DMV road and written test. Plus I'll be able to talk to the instructors at length about stuff, like the efficacy of those magnetic tank bags I've seen online, they look iffy |: A backpack would make more sense, but I wonder....

MSF courses are great - they teach you all of the basics - I hadn't even learned how to drive a standard car. They make sure everyone in the class is ready to go before they sign of on your skills. They have 1 day in a classroom and 2 days on the bikes (that they provide). On the last day they give you a written test and their own road test - when you pass both they give you a waiver for the DMV to hand you your license. Plus I think my insurance treated it like a defensive driving class and gave me a discount.

I got big ugly cases that each can fit a full face helmet (and other gear). The sales guy at the dealership really liked his magnet tank bag - the magnets are very strong, not weak like a fridge magnet so it's not going to fly off with your maps and phone and wallet in it. They are also usually pretty paint safe but I guess if you have grime or gritty materials stuck on the tank when you attach the bag it might chip the paint or rub into it. Between a backpack and those cases I haven't really felt I needed more storage.

Here's my bike with and without the cases:

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At 9/25/14 05:55 PM, VicariousE wrote: Square stickers on a helmet? It's gonna be exposed to high impacts from bugs, water, light talus... hopefully nothing worse than that.

True......

I'll probably get a black helmet and wear white goggles, should be more than enough.

Sounds good. Just be sure to have an at least relatively strong helmet. Dont want you breaking your head or something.

Just wondering what to do with the Madness stickers when they arrive, probably just keep them safe.

You could send them to me >.>


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At 9/25/14 06:43 PM, Viper wrote: Sounds good. Just be sure to have an at least relatively strong helmet. Dont want you breaking your head or something.

Lol, I should be using Power Armor.

Just wondering what to do with the Madness stickers when they arrive, probably just keep them safe.
You could send them to me >.>

Ha, fat chance mate! You're still ad-free thanks to me! You didn't toss a few bucks to Krinkels?! Maybe I'll send you a copy of one of the Nexus 2 discs and some cat hair. Does your uncle still ride? It's been a while man...


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At 9/25/14 06:41 PM, Malachy wrote: Yeah - and a sport style bike has a much lighter body so you get a boost in HP on that too. I mean, the 250 was a slug. It couldn't get up to 65mph unless you had the wind at your back going downhill, and even then it was iffy. At least if you buy a ninja 250 the body is so light the engine can get you up to highway speeds. That's why harley and other high end cruisers have 1000cc at least.

Those Harley guys like to look down on anything under 500cc's, oh well, tough shit.

It looks like a nice classic bike - you can repaint it and probably get at least what you paid for it. My brother fixed up an old honda and sold it to a school friend of mine. She loves it.

Lol, yeah my bike would make some girl happy. My neighbor's daughter got a big heavy bike... she was tall enough, but built like Twiggy, ended up selling it. Got tired of climbing around it in the garage, back when I had to steal their wifi from there.

My wife is 5'3" so we had to install a lowering kit to get it down to 29" and keep the seat at the lower height (I can shift it taller for when I ride but it's not a big enough of a problem for me to do that every time I take the bike out). She was still able to ride it at the higher setting but did tip over the day we took the bike home because she was on tip toes.

Chopped it, huh? Maybe I could carry some cinder blocks until the thing gets 'broken in'. I may have to lower it, hopefully not.

Ugh, yeah, I never trust a turn signal or a non signal - I learned to pay attention to the front wheels, especially on a 3 lane highway. Some people will drift in their lane a little bit so it's a matter of knowing when they're just kind of drifting or if they're trying to change lanes without signaling. (You can become an expert at noticing that if you live in Florida - nobody signals and they always drive erratically.)

My father lost 3 of his sisters on the roads of Florida, in 2 separate car accidents, even though we all lived up here. But to be fair, Thunder Road(s) on a Friday night up here is even more dangerous.

MSF courses are great - they teach you all of the basics - I hadn't even learned how to drive a standard car. They make sure everyone in the class is ready to go before they sign of on your skills. They have 1 day in a classroom and 2 days on the bikes (that they provide). On the last day they give you a written test and their own road test - when you pass both they give you a waiver for the DMV to hand you your license. Plus I think my insurance treated it like a defensive driving class and gave me a discount.

I guess it's a national standard the States agree to. Of course every State has different rules, but the classes sound about the same. Guess I'll be visiting the NGMC Club once I start classes, probably next weekend.

I got big ugly cases that each can fit a full face helmet (and other gear). The sales guy at the dealership really liked his magnet tank bag - the magnets are very strong, not weak like a fridge magnet so it's not going to fly off with your maps and phone and wallet in it. They are also usually pretty paint safe but I guess if you have grime or gritty materials stuck on the tank when you attach the bag it might chip the paint or rub into it. Between a backpack and those cases I haven't really felt I needed more storage.

Yup, same with decals and trim, dirt and grime do their best to bugger things up.

Here's my bike with and without the cases:

Not liking how the rear brake light is so deeply obscured, but you've given me a lot of food for thought! Well, I doubt you ride much at night, otherwise I'd suggest some nifty reflective tape/reflectors for the cases.

Now I'm off to check email and call this guy.... should be able to get this thing home tomorrow.


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At 9/25/14 06:58 PM, VicariousE wrote: Ha, fat chance mate! You're still ad-free thanks to me!

Yeah thats true.....

You didn't toss a few bucks to Krinkels?!

I can't. As far as I know Kickstarter doesn't do PayPal stuff and thats literally the only way I could pay for anything online other than using a money order since no one in my house has anything resembling a credit card. Then again like all of my money is spoken for due to my needing to get my car fixed and it's gonna cost more than I have at the moment to get the rear shocks on it. And thats really all that needs to get done at the moment.

Maybe I'll send you a copy of one of the Nexus 2 discs and some cat hair.

Nah thats fine.

Does your uncle still ride? It's been a while man...

My one who owns the motorcycle shop? I think he does....


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I have a question: Can you rig it for long-distance travel?


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At 9/25/14 07:12 PM, VicariousE wrote: Chopped it, huh? Maybe I could carry some cinder blocks until the thing gets 'broken in'. I may have to lower it, hopefully not.

It was a relatively minor part that was sold through Yamaha - like a different size rear fork or something.

My father lost 3 of his sisters on the roads of Florida, in 2 separate car accidents, even though we all lived up here. But to be fair, Thunder Road(s) on a Friday night up here is even more dangerous.

It's a pretty densely populated area that is expanding faster than the state/county/city can upgrade roads and police presence.

I guess it's a national standard the States agree to. Of course every State has different rules, but the classes sound about the same. Guess I'll be visiting the NGMC Club once I start classes, probably next weekend.

When I took the class years ago I was in NY and they waived the DMV road test. It was also available as a 3 day weekend class, friday to sunday. They have advanced classes if you already have your motorcycle license to learn advanced skills using your own bike instead of theirs. I might take one some day.

Not liking how the rear brake light is so deeply obscured, but you've given me a lot of food for thought! Well, I doubt you ride much at night, otherwise I'd suggest some nifty reflective tape/reflectors for the cases.

Originally the cases came with a big long extension for the brake light and its own set of turn signals off to the back and sides of the cases - it looked really ugly and the signals the kit came with were not the right voltage and the bike shop spent a lot of time trying to figure it out - either it would trip up the circuit and the signals wouldn't work or all 4 signals would go or the correct 2 would work but go in a strobe speed. In the end they suggested removing the extensions and putting the original light fixtures on the bike. I think it looks much better aesthetically the way it is, but I don't like that lights are being hidden on the sides.

The cases do have large reflective areas on the back of them. you can sort of see it in the picture - that white stripe you see on the very back of the case is actually a large reflector with clear plastic over it.

Eventually I would like to replace my lights with LEDs and add some extra LEDs to the sides of the bike to increase visibility.

It's not just the bike you need to make sure is visible, you should wear high visibility gear too - a helmet should have at least 2 square inches of reflective material on each side (I have 2 MSF reflectors free from my class on my helmet). My gloves have reflective piping and small reflectors on the fingers. My jacket has reflective piping. My boots have reflective bits to them.

I do ride at night. I use the motorcycle in lieu of a 2nd car at the moment though now that I've moved out of south florida I have had my eyes on a new pickup truck.


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At 9/25/14 07:34 PM, Slacker013 wrote: didn't even try putting the Corvair in there...

Ah the Corvair. A screaming metal death trap thats dangerous at any speed.
Kinda like the Pinto. But at least it doesn't spontaneous explode.


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