I was cracking abortion jokes with one of my female friends (yes, we're going to hell) and she said "I love getting abortions, I've had more kids pulled out of me than a burning orphanage"

I couldn't stop laughing for at least 5 minutes.

At 7/28/04 04:54 PM, dolla_cent wrote:

At 7/28/04 04:47 PM, Christoff wrote: Just like "men are pigs" is a fact not an opinion right?

No, actually that's not right. So don't put words in my mouth. Not all men are pigs, so that would also be an opinion.

At 7/28/04 04:35 PM, Tremour wrote: I am God. I know everything

From this day forth, you are my hero.

Well see here's what your not getting When it comes to thinking some one is funny it IS an opinion it doesnt have to be FACT.

I know only a few funny women, but that doesn't mean women aren't funny as a gender.
The only reason I find those few girls to be funny is because they share the same kind of humor as me, which is rare for a woman.
So its all in perspective, you can't clump everyone into one group.

At 7/28/04 04:56 PM, MoonCraft wrote: I couldn't stop laughing for at least 5 minutes.

Obviously something she's heard on a male scripted show, then.

At 7/28/04 04:59 PM, dolla_cent wrote: Well see here's what your not getting When it comes to thinking some one is funny it IS an opinion it doesnt have to be FACT.

I agree with that. The thing is, is that Tremour said it was a fact that women aren't funny, and I was informing him that he is wrong. It is an opinion, just like you and I said.

Meh, for the most part that's true. There's like the %.05 of women that are funny . But that's out of what, 7 bill people.

I saw a hillarious female comedian on TV once, but she was a lesbian...

The only funny female, is a dead one.

Now there's a fact.

ok then christoff we good then.

At 7/28/04 05:04 PM, Laminated wrote: The only funny female, is a dead one.

Now there's a fact.

How is a dead woman funny? Please go away and come back when you have something legitiment to say.

At 7/28/04 05:00 PM, Christoff wrote: It is an opinion, just like you and I said.

No, it's a fact. Just look at the statistics.

there is a few funny ones and alot of notfunny ones. it isnt sexist its just their observation so stop bithcing aobut sexism

ya well done. 2 bad ur a cocky bitch who didnt tell us which side ur on

i fink the person that started this is gay.

I hate people who say 'you have no sense of humor'. You're pretty much saying 'you don't have my sense of humor'. If one person thinks something is funny to them, and that gets them off, then why do people have to come in and say 'no that's not funny, this is funny'. I mean it's just being a fag.

At 7/28/04 05:09 PM, FunkinAround wrote: I'm thinking, damn this thread outta be good, you know it might give me a reason to get pissed off. But then I read it and I was a little annoyed, but then I took a look at some profiles and looked at the ages. Once I realized how old most of you guys are I laughed.
It's ok. Being young males= being stupid 80% of the time. So I'll let this slide.

That picture in your profile..... I can literally see through your nose and into your brain. That's not a great and flattering angle, hun!

Anyways - this has been a fairly novel topic for a while, I don't see why everyone hates it! It might be biased, but women are always saying "all guys are jerks" blah blah blah.

I think men and women are both equally funny but in totally unequal ways - but hey!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Women and men tend to have different senses of humour. How many times do you think girls laugh at a guy's joke, so that he doesn't pout?

By joke, I mean penis.

At 7/28/04 04:56 PM, IHateTheInternet wrote:

At 7/28/04 04:50 PM, AC500BELOW wrote: im sorry i forgot to laugh.

i'm sorry, i forgot you were 13 and enjoyed internet role-play.

im sorry, i forgot you dont like the internet.

lol sexist topic, i know alot of funny women

At 7/28/04 05:21 PM, Maus wrote: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Women and men tend to have different senses of humour. How many times do you think girls laugh at a guy's joke, so that he doesn't pout?

By joke, I mean penis.

OhBURN , ring the school bell!

At 7/28/04 05:23 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote: lol sexist topic

It can't be sexist if it's a fact. And yes people, it is, a fact.

Tremour this thread WILL NOT I repeat WILL NOT get you laid. Sorry buddy you just don't got it.

At 7/28/04 05:04 PM, Laminated wrote: The only funny female, is a dead one.

Now there's a fact.

And a dead female is the only way you get laid, huh?

At 7/28/04 05:29 PM, sezen wrote: Sorry buddy you just don't got it.

I'm fine with that. Cyber sex with 56 year old german men, isn't really my scene. But I noticed you're female, how's that working out ?

At 7/28/04 05:32 PM, Tremour wrote: But I noticed you're female, how's that working out ?

It's very nice, but I thought you would know how it feels like a woman, maybe because you seemed very sure that you know all about women so I thought you.... Nevermind honey, it's called puberty.

At 7/28/04 04:35 PM, Tremour wrote: How many good women comedians are there, none.

Wanda Sykes is pretty funny

It's true that alot of female comics play off of the whole "I just missed my period" theme. And it sucks cause who wants to hear about that for an hour. But plenty of female comics I've gone to see have good material. I forget this one lady's name but all her routine was based on racial/midget/every day stuff. So not every girl can make a good joke, not every guy can be funny either.

:: rolls eyes at Tremour::

Tremour, out of 4 billion women (fuck if I know the number) not one of them is funny? You, sir, fail.