At 5/29/12 10:54 AM, Bahamut wrote: I'm settling with a job that's only six days worth.

I have no idea what that means? When somebody says job it usually brings me out in a rash like if a demon entered a church.

Cheers Ma'am.

60 years and still going strong. Keep it up.

At 6/6/12 10:18 AM, Coop wrote: 60 years and still going strong. Keep it up.

*Grumble, grumble, grumble* taxes, *grumble, grumble, grumble* inherited privilege.

It's nice that in this uncertain financial time for the country that the queen can give herself a massive party with some of our money. Personally, if I'm paying I'd like her to do something a little more dangerous like running through the more violent areas of Iraq, clad head to toe in an outfit acquired from the wardrobe of Elton John holding a sign simply stating "I'm The Queen and what!". I bet that she'd last around 30 mins.

Now that is a kidnap video that I'd like to see.

Do you think that I have put my foot down on a side of this topic quite firm enough? I'm not too sure if it's coming across. Does anybody reading this still think that I like The Queen?

At 6/6/12 11:20 AM, Decky wrote:

At 6/6/12 10:18 AM, Coop wrote: 60 years and still going strong. Keep it up.

*Grumble, grumble, grumble* taxes, *grumble, grumble, grumble* inherited privilege.

I hate it when people are this narrow minded about it.

I bet that she'd last around 30 mins.

I'm not usually negative towards people in debate, but if you're going to be such a horrible person about this, we'd probably be better off if you didn't make it through the night.

Since you're giving us a bit of banter about our monarch, I thought I'd pay you back for her, with a bit of banter of my own.

At 6/6/12 03:20 PM, Coop wrote: Since you're giving us a bit of banter about our monarch, I thought I'd pay you back for her, with a bit of banter of my own.

It's fine man. People are intitled to the opinions on stuff and I respect yours yadda...yada...yada and all that stuff. Better people think differently or life would get boring.

Approximately two years ago I left this fine site for an adventure known as ' life'. During that time I have found that ' life' isn't all its cracked up to be and wish to re apply for membership of this fine establishment. I'm sure within the archives and memories of the club there will be recollections of my existence which can verify that I am indeed a true gentleman.

Now someone pass the jammy dodgers and bring me a cup of tea. No sugar please I'm on a diet.

At 6/29/12 06:45 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Approximately two years ago I left this fine site for an adventure known as ' life'.

If all went to plan with me (which has never been since.... ever), I would have easily got myself into life long ago.

Now someone pass the jammy dodgers and bring me a cup of tea. No sugar please I'm on a diet.

While you're here and plan to stick around, how about returning to your mod duties?

At 6/29/12 09:14 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 6/29/12 06:45 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Approximately two years ago I left this fine site for an adventure known as ' life'.

If all went to plan with me (which has never been since.... ever), I would have easily got myself into life long ago.

Now someone pass the jammy dodgers and bring me a cup of tea. No sugar please I'm on a diet.

While you're here and plan to stick around, how about returning to your mod duties?

I wouldn't object too strongly. I can certainly pop onto the forums at least once or twice a day to help keep on top of things.

At 6/29/12 06:45 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Now someone pass the jammy dodgers and bring me a cup of tea. No sugar please I'm on a diet.

Welcome back old boy.

At 6/29/12 06:45 AM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: Now someone pass the jammy dodgers and bring me a cup of tea. No sugar please I'm on a diet.

Surely we can allow you to sound like Brick-Top in this one instance:

"You want sugar?"
"No, china. I'm sweet enough."

Welcome back, old bean

I've heard back from one employer who are wanting me to see them on Wednesday for my documents and they have a job at a school in Liverpool that starts in September. What's your guesses as to what will go wrong with this job? Not saying I definitely have this one but no job I've had comes without a catch. :P

At 7/2/12 08:39 AM, Coop wrote: Surely we can allow you to sound like Brick-Top in this one instance:

"You want sugar?"
"No, china. I'm sweet enough."

"Bonjour?"

God I love Snatch.

At 7/2/12 08:57 AM, Bahamut wrote: I've heard back from one employer who are wanting me to see them on Wednesday for my documents and they have a job at a school in Liverpool that starts in September.

Best of luck to you Bahamut, personally I'm doing a lot of work creating graphics for my local area e.g I did some t-shirt designs for a local youth music group a month of so ago and I'm currently working to create something for a circus. I thought they had died out but I guess not. On top of that stuff I'm still keeping up my tattoo designing. Basically professional slacker.

At 7/3/12 08:10 AM, Quinny wrote: "Bonjour?"

God I love Snatch.

Are you takin' the piss?

Stage 19 of the Tour de France, with Bradley Wiggins in the Yellow Jersey, 2 minutes and 5 seconds up the road from Chris Froome, also of GB / Team Sky. The individual time trial today, before riding victoriously into Paris tomorrow...

Really starting to warm up now. I think that spring is finally here. Same that it's technically the summer now.

This place needed a bump and what more English a way of doing it then a comment about the weather. O' England, strawberries and cream, CRICKET!!!!!

The last post was on my 21st birthday, just another little side note.

At 4/3/13 06:28 AM, Decky wrote: Really starting to warm up now. I think that spring is finally here. Same that it's technically the summer now.

The glorious March snow heralding the arrival of spring was particularly unwelcome.

Sooo...Elections

At 4/2/14 05:07 PM, Decky wrote: Sooo...Elections

How much do we all want to be screwed over by politicians?

a) Lots
b) a lot
c) all the fucking time
d) insert racist comment here

At 4/2/14 06:22 PM, Coop wrote: How much do we all want to be screwed over by politicians?

I'd say all of the above. I voted in the previous election but I'm in two minds as to if I'm going to bother this time. There is a sense that your just picking what kind of arsehole you would most prefer. Then on the other hand it's nice to use your vote. Not falling for Cleggy's false promises this time though.

At 4/3/14 09:57 AM, Decky wrote: Not falling for Cleggy's false promises this time though.

I made that mistake once, I will not do it a second time. However, no matter who I vote for I feel they're gonna do bullshit anyway. Even when a new prime minister takes over I don't see it being a whole lot better so it's a matter of picking your poison here.

At 4/3/14 11:45 AM, Murray wrote:

At 4/3/14 09:57 AM, Decky wrote: Not falling for Cleggy's false promises this time though.

I made that mistake once, I will not do it a second time.

So did I. I was pissed off with Gordon Brown's clueless management, but did not wish to wake up to the slimy ways of the Tories. Oh, wait.

All politicians are problematic - we need to go back to the days of yore, where the politicians were at least able to have the piss ripped from them in the medium of latex.

I'm talking of course of the glory days of Spitting Image:

Sign me up mate!

Is anybody else worried about the rise of UKIP? I feel that maybe the news is exaggerated their chances of getting a decent amount of seats in the next election and to be fair I don't know anybody that will be voting for them but God if somebody gives them any form of power I can this country descending even further into the shit.

Hello Chaps.

Anyone around?

At 7/24/15 06:01 PM, Leap wrote: Hello Chaps.

Anyone around?

Just me it appears.

What ho?

At 2/9/17 03:18 PM, GXFICH wrote: What ho?

By jove! Another gent!

At 3/4/17 05:33 PM, Decky wrote:

At 2/9/17 03:18 PM, GXFICH wrote: What ho?

By jove! Another gent!

Thank heavens civilisation at last