Die, Mario, Die!

[Sidorio]

I'm sure we all remember the game Mario 64 for Nintendo. I got it 8 years ago. I had all the stuff a typical 8 year old loves for nitendo, pokemon, star wars, you know, but there was always one game which I could never do. It took me two years to defeat the first boss, the giant reatrded bomb king, and even then, it was my older cousin who did it for me. She came round a lot and got me my first 40 stars. Since then, i've spent 4 years desperately trying to scrape together 30 stars and defeat a giant lizard. Today I did it. And you know what I got for my trouble?
A FREAKIN' KISS! If I were Mario I would have thrown that little slag of a princess off the tower. I face Volcanos, Bombs, Giant Spiders, Penguins and Sunglasses wearing fish and this is my payment. Since then I have torn my Nintendo to pieces and spat on it. Fuck Mario.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

Don't you mean "Die, Peach, Die!"?

[Turd-Of-The-Week]

At 10/27/06 02:06 PM, Wombat333 wrote:

I did'nt play alot of mario

I played banjoo and kazooie

and starfox

and mario Bros 3 2 1

and yoshi story

[Sidorio]

At 10/27/06 02:09 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Don't you mean "Die, Peach, Die!"?

...Damn.

[WadeFulp]

Haha, you wasted years of your life, but this guy didn't:

http://www.twingalax..spx?c=46&id=1026

[The-Hydra-of-Spore]

Oh she did more for him than that but they were not allowed to show it.

[IdiotClown]

At 10/27/06 02:10 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Haha, you wasted years of your life, but this guy didn't:

http://www.twingalax..spx?c=46&id=1026

Wade lol'd for the first time in a while?

gotta get my notebook

[FatSunny]

Don't you know... Italians never have sex. That includes Mario.

[Sidorio]

At 10/27/06 02:10 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Haha, you wasted years of your life, but this guy didn't:

Wade Fulp is implying i'm stupid. For some unknown reason this feels good.

[Turd-Of-The-Week]

At 10/27/06 02:14 PM, Wombat333 wrote:

At 10/27/06 02:10 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Haha, you wasted years of your life, but this guy didn't:

Wade Fulp is implying i'm stupid. For some unknown reason this feels good.

all I can say is BURN

[EternalRabbit]

it took u 8 yrs to beat that game? wow... either you must really suck or you must really suck... it took me about 3 months

[Sexatron]

Dude Mario 64 is not the pennicle of tough games.

[TheSoulMan]

At 10/27/06 02:10 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Haha, you wasted years of your life, but this guy didn't:

http://www.twingalax..spx?c=46&id=1026

That's a record for Super Mario World, this guy's talking about Super Mario 64. Amazing, anyway. 1:30 hours. Wow.

[SonicSheep]

i have to admit wombat... mario64 really isnt hard... im sorry to say that... you... are, (Angry Scot Accent) well abit CRAP, me Donkeys old Uncle plays the game better then you, and shes bloody dead,,, arg ya wee haggis, ye be a disgrace to tha gaming community...

sorry to be harsh... but uh, tis true... im sorry...

[Polend]

I sugest you stay CLEAR away from Ninja Gaiden if Mario 64 takes you that long. That fucking ghost fish!

[Zeromus]

Star fox 64 owned Mario 64 without a doubt.

[sirbobsalot2]

what did u expect? u went there for a cake!

[Grimfenix]

lol i stil cant beat it. i am so close to beating the game but i dont know where to go next. i cant find out where the last place is 0_o

[pumpernicklegawd]

YOU SUCK DUDE

[I-smel]

One of the only games I could never complete.

*scowls at SMASH TV*

[Lord-Sonx]

mario 64, pretty goddman easy... once compelte there isn't much to do exept... buy a new game and play that instead.

[mikeAJ]

you got pwnd by mario
freaking hilarious

[BenwaHakubi]

For all that mario should have gotten secks.

[Paradox]

Good God, it took you all that time to get the crappy ending? Whoa man, seriously. Get all of the stars, then beat the last boss, Mario games are like that.

[madmonkey27]

The only game I ever played for Nintendo was starfox and smb

[Edward]

It only took me two days.

[Killer-DuK]

Your just Angry because you really suck at easy mario games that a typical 8 year old could beat. however, you only beat it now so you must have a very low intelect.

[Spikrodd]

I BEAT THAT WITH 4 QUARTERS AND 30 MINUTES OF TIME! (so the double dragon was hard... so what?)

[IPoopedInYourMailbox]

You must really suck. I beat that game and got all 120 stars in like a week. But then again I used to play it 12 hours a day... But if you play it for 8 years you'd think you might have beaten it once or twice.

[DethX]

Fuck Mario.

In which orifice?