Lyrics about NG..

[Kiddmeizter]

You know when people make lyrics or poems about NG?
Well,this used to annoy me , because they always seemed to be rap or something, NAWT METAL!

Well, on this day, you will see this change.
you see..
I have made some lyrics!

Set to the tune of ANGEL OF DEATH by SLAYER!

I call it, NEWGROUNDS OF DEATH!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Ozcar! I am banned again.
I really do wanna know why!
No shit, Stamper's gay?
Modders that rid you of your right
to post.
you spam
you're banned!
Stripped of
your life's worth.
I will wait, for the goddamn update.
Four hundred flashes getting blammed!
Hey bigbadron.
Modder to the forum of the banned!
Now listen, this is my advice.
Get the fuck off my internets!

You're blamming, without mercy
to benefit the flash portal, GAY!

So,Tom Fulp,when’s the update?
Feel the n00bs bug you intensely!
Inferior, no use to mankind
Goddamn n00bs should just fucking die.

OH SNAP! A BUG!
Quickly! to the camera of Wade Fulp!´
Infamous, Insect
OH SNAP! A BUG!

filled with 1337ness, inside your brain.
Empty in your skull, start to touch yourself again.
now your cum, drips away.
Why is there a big cock in the left corner?
Having lol’d, had your fill.
how long can you last
without fapping to some hentai?
visit 4chan,steal their fads.
Don’t you have a life?
Now go PM spam Wade fulp!
Really bad ideas in the
Clubs&Crews!
Tom should go fucking ban
The Kitty Krew!

Ban ‘em , Maus, make them cry.
OMG it’s Bedn, run away!
If you want to live!
little bitch,stole our cadny!
Praying for the end of
your wide awake nightmare!
window pane, read “ou chufu”
the single best hentai, (fap)
Even though it’s so old.

Now,bigbadron, please don’t ban
then I’ll give you icecream for
the fact that you’re my saviour.
“for banning harmless victims
you must die!
Suck it, like Johnny depp.
on your knees!!!”

guitar solos performed by Tom and Wade*

OH SNAP! A BUG!
Quickly! to the camera of Wade Fulp!´
Infamous, Insect
OH SNAP! A BUG!

OH SNAP! A BUG!!!!!!!

original lyrics can be found here

Discuss.

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

thank you for reminding me of my daily dose of slayer

[maverick-mechanic]

haha fucking awesome.

[Kiddmeizter]

At 5/3/07 05:48 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: thank you for reminding me of my daily dose of slayer

How could you have forgotten about it in the first place?!

[TwilightFox]

You sir, win the fucking day. :D

[King]

HOMOPHOBIA!
XENOPHOBIA!
HATE!
IGNORANCE!
GO! GO! GO!
GOOOOOO NEWGROUNDS!

[Kiddmeizter]

At 5/3/07 06:00 PM, JunkyCow wrote: yo yo
newgrounds is awesome
yo
i submit flashes
vote 5 or i shank u
blam blam
yo yo

check out my mad rap skills.

i hate it when people write songs about NG. it's WEBSITE. Websites are not deserving of songs.

Errr.... My lyrics weren't QUITE like that...

[Kiddmeizter]

At 5/3/07 06:03 PM, King wrote: HOMOPHOBIA!
XENOPHOBIA!
HATE!
IGNORANCE!
GO! GO! GO!
GOOOOOO NEWGROUNDS!

Nice job there, is that also by Slayer?

lol!

[Sh0T-D0wN]

You just advanced past Jesus on the holy scale.

[AwfulAwful]

Win.

[Kiddmeizter]

At 5/3/07 06:34 PM, batman64 wrote:

At 5/3/07 06:19 PM, AwfulAwful wrote: Win.

I must agree.

Thanks dudes, you can't imagine how hard it was to make this, it has the exact same number of syllables.
But it was worth it, now let us continue to bathe in the metalness that is Slayer.

[Kronik-The-Echidna]

Best. Slayer parody. Ever.

You get a cookie.

[Kiddmeizter]

At 5/3/07 06:53 PM, Kronik-The-Echidna wrote: Best. Slayer parody. Ever.

You get a cookie.

No oversized pic of this, "cookie"?
That cookie better be slaytanic!

>:l

[Kiddmeizter]

At 5/3/07 07:08 PM, JunkyCow wrote:

At 5/3/07 06:02 PM, batman64 wrote:

At 5/3/07 06:00 PM, JunkyCow wrote: i hate it when people write songs about NG. it's WEBSITE. Websites are not deserving of songs.

Hey kid, shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fine then, be that way. you'e probably 10.

Lol, batman64 has kids that are older than you!
He's 42, you idiot.
Lol @ your EPIC failure!

[Kiddmeizter]

At 5/3/07 07:19 PM, GrapeberryClock wrote: Man that was awesome, Write more, Write one about how great the Clock Crew is...
I might give you something in return...

Sure, to what tune do you want it to be?

IT MUST BE METAL

Reign in blood perhaps?

[StealThisAlias]

best song about NG ever

[Kiddmeizter]

At 5/3/07 08:53 PM, JunkyCow wrote:

At 5/3/07 07:15 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:

At 5/3/07 07:08 PM, JunkyCow wrote: fine then, be that way. you'e probably 10.

Lol, batman64 has kids that are older than you!
He's 42, you idiot.
Lol @ your EPIC failure!

no, he's not 42. do you honestly believe that? he signed up like 2 years ago. can you picture a 40-YEAR OLD MAN JOINING NG? cause I can't. lol at YOU. you fail at being any kind of intelligent.

But actually, yes i do believe that, why?
because i just happen to know batman64.
Also, Maus is about his age, if not older, ( i thinkk) and there has only been membership available since 2000, that means that she was just about that age, and a woman.
so, it does happen.

So shut up, i'm taller than you. ( amazing comeback)

[Origina-l]

rlly wel done:D
good song

[Kiddmeizter]

At 5/4/07 01:44 PM, Origina-l wrote: rlly wel done:D
good song

Thank you.

[The-Darkphoenix]

At 5/3/07 07:31 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: IT MUST BE METAL

But metal's gay...

/hide

[superstick]

not bad!?

[Kiddmeizter]

At 5/5/07 01:45 PM, JunkyCow wrote:

also, 5'8".

Hah! I'm 6'1"

REALLY sorry about the bump, I'm not the kind of person that likes to lose an argument.

[Daniel-M]

Tom, Commander and the leader
Wade, he has the joy and the dog poo,
Liljim, he does nothing (as we know of,,,,)
Newgrounds saves tha day!

[Kiddmeizter]

At 5/8/07 04:34 PM, Daniel-M wrote:
Liljim, he does nothing (as we know of,,,,)

Mysterious..
Actually, I wonder what he does in fact d-.
*Thump*
*truck driving away*

[Abyssus]

That was fucking incredible, went so well with the song.

[J1m]

I suggest adding some lyrics with referrences to NG characters. It seemed to be forum culture that dominated the song, even though the song is mainly about NG. You may want to include something about the hatemail that was received in the earlier years.

If you haven't put it to music yet, I suggest a metalcore sound to it. It's a little to emotionally charged to be a normal metal song. Plus, I prefer that subgenre :D

[Bonemill]

Hahaha I got one. Necrophagist To breathe in a casket LAWL.

Eyes of of the mods scan the forums hard
They have found the alt now comes a ban
Alastor hates me, who cares he drinks pee

OH, YOUR BANNED, YOU HAVE QUESTIONED MY AUTHORITY

Pray your not scandinavian, cause your threads will be locked quick and violent
There will be no trace at all
its just gone DELETE

To wait on the update... A NOOB OH NO3S
To wait on the update... OH NO3S

Watch mindchamber flame up the earth
A NOoB IS HURT

I Hear.. "PLEASE RATE ME"
please rate me

Repeat the chorus

IM WAITING ON THE UPDATE

horrible quality i suggest you just download the song. This is the only one i could find for rough reference.
to breathe in a casket

[Katelynnn]

I will admit, that was pretty damn good.

[Kiddmeizter]

At 6/19/07 02:51 PM, J1m wrote:
If you haven't put it to music yet, I suggest a metalcore sound to it. It's a little to emotionally charged to be a normal metal song. Plus, I prefer that subgenre :D

Dude, It's set to the tune of Angel of death by slayer, It's basically the same song, But you say these lyrics instead.

Here is the

Song.

Also, Bonemill, Thanks for the bump ;D

[Kiddmeizter]

At 6/19/07 02:56 PM, alrd wrote:

At 5/3/07 05:40 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: OMG it’s Bedn, run away!
If you want to live!
little bitch,stole our cadny!

Don't call Josh a bitch, cunt.

'twas all for the flow of the song.