So this one time, I was going down on a chick, and I was going to town like I was fucking eating Chile's baby back ribs and she was lovin' it like McDonalds. So I was muching her carpet and she moaned as she came. Nothing unusual. But then I realized there was a weird taste in my mouth. I was a bit drunk, so I fumbled with the lamp switch, but when I finally turned on the light, I asked saw something. Drunkenly, I slurred out "Why did you put ketchu pon yerr snooch?" She turned bright red, I realized what had happened, and I vommed all ofer her. She called me the next day and asked if she wanted to hook up again some time.
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Girls are stupid
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You musta been pretty drunk >_>
I lold hard at "Why did you put ketchu pon yerr snooch?"
Hai :3
JAJA!
pretty funny!
I definetly believe the barf part but the hooking up later? I think you changed the truth a little bit. =P
AHHHAHAHAHA!
NICE! Seriously, I'm going to use this joke, thanks for that :)
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At 10/9/07 10:53 PM, Radioactive24 wrote: "Why did you put ketchu pon yerr snooch?"
This line shall go on as legendary for centuries to come.
ha lol
oh fuck lol
oh that happened in the superbad movie it was like so funny
+1
At 10/9/07 10:57 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: I understood about 10% of that paragraph.
Lol same.
The quieter you become, the more you can hear.
wolf piss
Shouldn't the topic then be -
"The menstrual cycle is stupid"
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
Holy shit, please tell me that's fake? If not, prepare to be bullied for the rest of your existence.
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thats got to be the nastiest shit i have heard today, i would have probably done the same, lol, so i take it your going to ask her out again.
That happened to me.
I enjoyed it and casually eat girls out when they are on.
At 10/10/07 09:35 AM, UberKuri wrote: You should piss blood into her mouth now.
or shit in her peehole
Golden cow poop
At 10/10/07 09:39 AM, Antarct wrote:At 10/10/07 09:35 AM, UberKuri wrote: You should piss blood into her mouth now.or shit in her peehole
Ok, that was just too much, you took it too far.
At 10/10/07 09:27 AM, Gagsy wrote: Shouldn't the topic then be -
"The menstrual cycle is stupid"
seconded. Also, McDonalds? Really?
I bet you wrote that during and immediately after that event.
My girlfriend bought leingeraie for my birthday and we had gotten a hotel. She's riding me like theres no tomorrow and I feel something... odd on my sack. After i came I look and she bleed all over my dick. She started her period right on me.
I have a theory that suggests Newgrounders are piles of shit.
Since they just love shitty thread.
