What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
"Those look bad. You should really get an ice pack for those."
How do you start a marathon in Ethiopia?
Have all the runners line up at the starting line and then have someone fire a starter's pistol.
How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
Get a ladder and hold it steady while he carefully lowers himself by walking down the ladder without skipping any rungs.
I was laughing for five minutes. You should make a book.
XBL Gamertag: TrainerMarcus
So there were these kindergarten students out playing in a playground. When they went back into class, the teacher asked each one what they did.
"Susie, what did you do in recess today?"
"I played in the sandbox!"
"Excellent, if you can write 'sand' on the blackboard, I'll give you a cookie!"
Then Bill walked in.
"Bill, what did you do in recess today?"
"I played in the sandbox with Susie!"
"Excellent, if you can write 'box' on the blackboard, I'll give you a cookie!"
So this little black kid walks in.
"Joe, what did you do in recess today?"
"I tried to play in the sandbox, but the kids started throwing rocks at me!"
"Why, that's blatant racial discrimination! If you can write 'blatant racial discrimination' on the blackboard..."
lulz?
Those jokes were about as funny and amusing as you're mom yelling her ex husbands last name when im having sex with her.....Yeah it pisses me off!
Yo let's put the nails in this coffin!!!!!
I'd rather die a Wolf fighting against the Herder, than die a Sheep heading for the slaughter.
AVGN Fan Club. - The Culturally Diverse Crew - The Carnivorous Crew
What do you get when you cross 5 black people?
5 respectable people with feelings and the potential to do great thing.
GOD THESE JOKES ARE GREAT.
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At 10/19/07 11:38 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: What do you get when you cross 5 black people?
5 respectable people with feelings and the potential to do great thing.
GOD THESE JOKES ARE GREAT.
Wow, beats mine.
*Generic Joke that is mildly humorous*
*Punch line*
*Rant about how it is so racist and how it pwns your joke*
*Ending to my long post*
End.
Lolwaitwut
So three rabis, a black, two mexicans, an asian and a white guy walk into a bar. The bartender greets them and gladly says "What can I get for you?"
The jews all look at eachother then reply "pickles". "Pickles"? questions the bartender as the black guy bends the white guy over the bar and really gives it to him up the ass, meanwhile the two mexicans tear off their clothes and begin a naked knife fight with the locals.
Suddenly two of the rabis leave the bar and one of them comes back with a donkey as the white guy begins convulsing into a massive seizure. Shocked the bartender watches as the black continues giving it to the white guy, I mean he's really giving it to him. Suddenly the two mexicans begin to 69 as one of the remaining rabis starts sucking off the donkey.
As the last of the locals stare on in awe, the bartender finally musters up the strength to ask the sentient Rabi "what do you think this is?" in a shaky tone. Smiling the Rabi eases into a small chuckle, turns to the bartender and replies "We call this the double standard... and we killed your lord"
- Love Ken.
Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A: When his lips move.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Throw him a rock.
siglololol
A black guy, a Jew and a Chinese man walk into a bar.....
What a fine example of a well integrated community.
At 10/19/07 11:28 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
How? HOW!? TELL ME NOW, OR I'LL SHOOT MYSELF!!!!1!!!1!
XDeeZeroZero4Two-thousand six.
At 10/19/07 11:38 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: What do you get when you cross 5 black people?
5 respectable people with feelings and the potential to do great thing.
GOD THESE JOKES ARE GREAT.
"but WERE are T3h LULZ!?!?!"
I is what i is.
At 10/19/07 11:54 PM, Girouette wrote: Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A: When his lips move.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Throw him a rock.
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At 10/19/07 11:27 PM, Kunera wrote: So this little black kid walks in.
"Joe, what did you do in recess today?"
"I tried to play in the sandbox, but the kids started throwing rocks at me!"
"Why, that's blatant racial discrimination! If you can write 'blatant racial discrimination' on the blackboard..."
lulz?
Dude, that was so fucking awesome that I have to avorite this page now,
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