It is the ultimate battle.The battle when two different people fighting for the title of SEXY.
In the left, we have Cookie. The man of a thousand words spelt wrong. The man as metal as a sunny duck or a mildly confused duckling. His hair is fashionably messy and his glasses indoors thing earn him some serious cool points and he knows it. The straight lipped ness of him makes you know he's going to fuck you and he lied about calling you some time.
In the right we have Chris, totting a fabulous rendition of his "It's the summer and I got Mono." look. Looking somewhat diseased and whorish, he still knows that his ability to sit on the grass and mope may yet win him some sexy points. Or at least a kick.
Who wins? You decide! LET BATTLE COMMENCE.
With thanks to Funk, our bestest buddy in the Universe