I wish I was black

[Sidorio]

Just think about it, I know I have.

My dick would be, like, four sizes bigger. If anybody in my class doubted me in any way, I could just flop out my cock and say something witty like "Do you have one of these?" And then all the girls would be after me, because we all know they like dumbass sports people. If I was black, I would be the basketball team captain and basically the sports leader. I definitely wouldn't be talking to you people on Prom Night.

And if somebody called me a racist name, it'd be cool because I could whip out a knife and stick it in their gut. Nobody would give it a second look, because that's what black people do, right? Also, I won't look like a creep next time I shave my head.

If there was a treatment to turn me black, I would totally take it.

[TacoFreak]

Please, GTFO.

[ZombieKangaroo]

If you were black you'd end up rapping and getting loads of money.

Lol, stereotype

[Sidorio]

Oh, and next time I point at a dog and say 'Dawg', people will laugh rather than shun me.

[goodguy004]

in south africa small condoms seller way better then large.

[Mansell]

At 1/8/08 11:52 AM, Sidorio wrote: Oh, and next time I point at a dog and say 'Dawg', people will laugh rather than shun me.

Youre an idiot.

[flashplayer5]

I'd hate to be black, I'd get arrested all the time

I fail, I know.

[james44445]

yup thats true
:but ude be poor...

[WilliWowza]

Is this ironic or racist?

[Mansell]

At 1/8/08 12:02 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Is this ironic or racist?

Sounds more racist than anything.

[Snake61AU]

You can still be black, with fire.

[JNeuray]

At 1/8/08 12:01 PM, james44445 wrote: yup thats true

but ude be poor...

motherfuckin white fat 13 year old? get a life, kid, before you get your ass shot.

[Mansell]

At 1/8/08 12:04 PM, JNeuray wrote:

At 1/8/08 12:01 PM, james44445 wrote: yup thats true

but ude be poor...

motherfuckin white fat 13 year old? get a life, kid, before you get your ass shot.

Yeh he is right..apart from maybe the shot thing?

[Sidorio]

Goddamit guys, you're so racist. If I was black, I would be murdering you so hard right now that you'd never mess with me again.

[Mansell]

At 1/8/08 12:10 PM, Sidorio wrote: Goddamit guys, you're so racist. If I was black, I would be murdering you so hard right now that you'd never mess with me again.

Youre not though, you are the idoit that started this thread.

[Sidorio]

At 1/8/08 12:11 PM, mansellscore wrote:

At 1/8/08 12:10 PM, Sidorio wrote: Goddamit guys, you're so racist. If I was black, I would be murdering you so hard right now that you'd never mess with me again.

Youre not though, you are the idoit that started this thread.

If I was black, you'd be raped by now. Just think about that before you try and insult me, bitch.

[wingelite]

oh wow u might be michel jackson but trying to get back to your original form

[FallenMarine]

Yea, because everyone are like their races stereotype/image.

[Sidorio]

At 1/8/08 12:34 PM, wingelite wrote: oh wow u might be michel jackson but trying to get back to your original form

Hahaha, no. I was never black, God would never be that kind to me.

[Lorkas]

You'd be a failure at life. Because Gorillas are also physicaly strong...But they're not controling the world lol

[Vincoid]

At 1/8/08 11:49 AM, Sidorio wrote: stereotype stuff

I guess you're right, all black guys are cool...

[DUDE4U]

At 1/8/08 11:52 AM, Sidorio wrote: Oh, and next time I point at a dog and say 'Dawg', people will laugh rather than shun me.

well first your white and accept it. second quit saying dawg. your not black. I'm sorry to say this for like the millionth time on here but there are black guys saying the same shit about wanting to be white. and hispanic's saying the same thing about being another race. Don't wish for the shit and just be happy with what you are and have. if your dicks small get pills make them bigger. and to be honest it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean. You ever heard of that.

Probably not since your worried about how much bigger a black guys dick is compared to yours. just forget about the penis envy you have and go live life. Honestly don't worry about it and don't think about it and I promise better shit will happen for you. Like getting females and all kinds of shit. Just don't worry about it.

[NeoSoviet]

Funny thread, yet nobody seems to understand it.

[SatanBrain]

british that want become black, lmao

what the hell was that idea? if you were black you may don't post it and than i wouldn't tell you that

and all that slavery thing was really bad, and that you think you can fucking go to some land and say: ok

thats place are yours, this is yours and Jerusalem is international ! salamath! that was jerky

you were act really bad to weak people and now you be like them? huh...

[Senmetsu]

At 1/8/08 01:27 PM, Vincoid wrote:

At 1/8/08 11:49 AM, Sidorio wrote: stereotype stuff

I guess you're right, all black guys are cool...

Urkel(Google said it's spelled that way..) got himself lotsa lovin for playing Urkel.
He was way cool with the ladies. And why would you wanna be "way cool" with the men?
Next man who calls me way cool is gonna get my metal. Not really.

But yeah, I've thought about it...then I could walk around with my headphones blaring and a durag and people wouldn't look at me funny. I'm white, so uhh..I dunno..didn't you laugh the last time you saw a white dude runnin around with a du-rag, hat cocked to the side listenin to giant noise cancelling headphones?

I know I did..I laugh at myself every day. You gotta have fun :)

[CapnRyan]

If you live in England everybody will be racist to you.

[Silvixer]

At 1/8/08 01:46 PM, Saint-Jesus wrote: If you live in England everybody will be racist to you.

I thought that was if you were of an Asian background?

[Socrates]

Negroplastic?

[fat-barry]

Wow, you have truly summed up the daily routine of an African American.

[EyeLovePoozy]

Go away you unfunny pink dicked cracker.