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Any weapon for a leg?

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Any weapon for a leg? Mar 15, 2008


Serious debate time, guys.

If you had to have any dangerous weapon for a leg, attached by magical surgery which you can move normally, what would it be? If it's a gun, you can fire it with your mind.

I personally, would have a club, as I have carefully photoshopped below onto the obvious inspiration for this thread. It'd be quite easy to walk on, and if I kicked somebody it would hurt more more than my current leg. Plus, I could pretend it was a prosthetic leg and avoid going to jail. It'd be awesome.

Oh, and be creative. I don't want any "omg i wud hav a machine gun leg liek the chick in planet terrer fapfapfap." None at all. I don't want to hear it.

Discuss.

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Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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I would like to have a black man's arm.


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At 3/15/08 03:01 PM, Sidorio wrote: Serious debate time, guys.

If you had to have any dangerous weapon for a leg, attached by magical surgery which you can move normally, what would it be? If it's a gun, you can fire it with your mind.

I personally, would have a club, as I have carefully photoshopped below onto the obvious inspiration for this thread. It'd be quite easy to walk on, and if I kicked somebody it would hurt more more than my current leg. Plus, I could pretend it was a prosthetic leg and avoid going to jail. It'd be awesome.

omg i wud hav a machine gun leg liek the chick in planet terrer fapfapfap.

I'd had a sword. Why? No reason.


I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?

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omg i wud hav a machine gun leg liek the chick in planet terrer fapfapfap.

But really, a katana.

I wish I knew how to make a witty sig. :(

Never Forget.

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A hammer. Any weapon would be great instead of a leg; until you go shoe shopping.


When life gives you lemons; and you make lemonade; does life give you sugar and water as well?

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Self Propelled chainsaw launcher.

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I would love a chainsaw for a leg.

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a rock. Take it old skool.


Stop looking

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A scorpion

I'd be all FUCK YOU I HAVE A SCORPION FOR A LEG

That'd show 'em.


He'd Look Just Like You'd Want Him Too, Some Kind of Slick Chrome American Prince.

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A nuclear bomb.

That would totally work out.

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At 3/15/08 03:03 PM, austin wrote:
But really, a katana.

Don't be stupid, you'd get holes in your carpet.


Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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Machine gun.

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I'd have a dog, that way I can train it to kill people and when another dog humps my "leg" I'd enjoy it.

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Silenced Mp5. I'd go to the person who put it on, and tell them to give me back my fucking leg.


No U

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a samurai sword, but not just any ;) a samurai sword that is sharp on both edges >:)


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A mechanical leg

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I used to be relevant.

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A penus.


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chuck noris.


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laser beam leg

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a nuclear bomb.


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a bald man named collin


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gamertag "dog stilez"

i go paintballing often [NG airsoft/paintball group]

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At 3/15/08 03:35 PM, dogstile wrote: a bald man named collin

Oh wow, funny stuff we got here.


Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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A dildo.

Weapon in GTA:SA after all.

Depending which was the tip is, that could turn interesting.


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At 3/15/08 03:31 PM, scottmale24 wrote: A mechanical leg

Hmm, I think I'd want a small dog that operated a rotary turret on my foot.

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Ask David_Zx


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At 3/15/08 03:01 PM, Sidorio wrote: I personally, would have a club, as I have carefully photoshopped below onto the obvious inspiration for this thread.

And you did a FINE job carefully photoshopping the club into the picture.

Very nicely done.

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Also, dat Steam

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At 3/15/08 04:26 PM, Kunera wrote:
At 3/15/08 03:01 PM, Sidorio wrote: I personally, would have a club, as I have carefully photoshopped below onto the obvious inspiration for this thread.
And you did a FINE job carefully photoshopping the club into the picture.
Very nicely done.

I say it was ms painted.


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hoooraw

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A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.

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At 3/15/08 03:03 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: A motherfucking chainsaw.

If you accidentally sat on it or something like that you would hurt yourself.

My weapon would have to be A mini gun.


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