Which is it, dammit? I say jack, though many people have stopped me and told me to say jerk. Fuck them. I assume jerk makes more sense, but whatever.
I want to know that you think NG.
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Jack or Jerk off?
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It can be both, but I say Jack Off.
people named Jack tend to say jerk
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"You know you fail in life when you fail to end your failure"
You jerk at it but it's called eJACulation(spell?) so you can call it either one.
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At 5/23/08 07:49 PM, UndeadAtheist wrote: I say jack, though many people have stopped me and told me to say jerk.
they stopped you...?
kinda wierd
I fucking hate euphemism.
Both mean masturbation, but I say Jack Off. Actually I say fap more then jack off, but I say jack off over jerk off.
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Jerk or Jack off don´t really make any sense. Wank is the proper word.
As the famous quote goes from puppy on the RAB series " Jack in, JACK OFF!"
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I say jerk. If i had to excuse myself by saying " i got to do some jacking" I would imagine that to sound akward
LotR was all about walking. Fuck even the trees walked in those movies.
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At 5/23/08 07:53 PM, DasUberCow wrote: I say wank....
Just to be awkward!
I do too sometimes. But mostly I just say Jack. I don't really like to say jerk off...
At 5/23/08 08:19 PM, Z-Sector wrote: Do you announce when you plan to masturbate, OP?
No, but I may say on the NG forums "I say you jack off to it".
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At 5/23/08 08:30 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: This topic is amazing
I sense sarcasm....
At 5/23/08 08:33 PM, Newgate wrote: Jerkin my querkin
Jerkin my Gherkin
Tickle my Pickle
;P
I say jack!!! :P
At 5/23/08 07:50 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote:people named Jack tend to say jerk
Amazing observation.
There is a war going on in you're mind. People and ideas all competing for you're thoughts. And if you're thinking, you're winning.
I announce to my female friends when I'm gonna fap, it makes them not IM me for about 20 minutes.
Plenty of time, my plan works perfectly.
Neither of them. "Fappity Fapping Fappers *Faped*" is the proper term.
9 out of 10 scientists agree that the 10th scientist is a complete ass hole. Go figure.
They stopped you?
That must be a weird conversation.
"So I was busy looking at hot porn last night and started to jack off and then..."
"WOAH BUDDY HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!! Its JERK off, you bastard, now, go on"
I say both. You can do it both ways, they are two completely different methods, and I'd definately reccommend them.
At 5/23/08 07:53 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: Neither, fap.
Yep. Fap is best.
At 5/23/08 09:06 PM, physco-pickle wrote: They stopped you?
That must be a weird conversation.
"So I was busy looking at hot porn last night and started to jack off and then..."
"WOAH BUDDY HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!! Its JERK off, you bastard, now, go on"
Actually, it goes quite like that sometimes....
At 5/23/08 09:32 PM, BareNakedMike wrote:At 5/23/08 08:36 PM, UndeadAtheist wrote:Nah, seriously. Thank you.At 5/23/08 08:30 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: This topic is amazingI sense sarcasm....
Your Welcome?
Anyhow, I just felt the need to ask. I just want to know what most people think.
Jack Off is pretty much in the now, Jerk off was like, back in '06.
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I say fap. Even in real life. No one knows what I'm talking about though...
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