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Masturbation Club!

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Masturbation Club! Oct 22, 2003


My fellow NG users. It is time to start the masturbater club. Anyone who likes to masturbate should join. This will be the best club on newgrounds eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 22, 2003


LOL
I'm joining

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 22, 2003


Awesome, one person so far. Keep um cumming baby! (get it, cumming/coming)

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 22, 2003


At 10/22/03 07:24 PM, Evil_Possum wrote: (get it, cumming/coming)

ahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah
ahahhahahahahahahah!

ill pass.

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 22, 2003


get a gf and no i dont mean your hand.

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 22, 2003


At 10/22/03 08:36 PM, IcedHorror wrote: get a gf and no i dont mean your hand.

Our hand doesnt count!?!?!?!?! Sonovabitch!!!

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 22, 2003


At 10/22/03 08:36 PM, IcedHorror wrote: get a gf and no i dont mean your hand.

In this club you don't need a girlfriend when you have your right hand!

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 22, 2003


At 10/22/03 08:36 PM, IcedHorror wrote: get a gf and no i dont mean your hand.

Haveing a girlfriend doesn't prevent u from mastarbating.

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 23, 2003


OMFG!


This is no longer war.....this is cold-blooded murder.

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 23, 2003


At 10/22/03 11:27 PM, Ravengage wrote:
At 10/22/03 08:36 PM, IcedHorror wrote: get a gf and no i dont mean your hand.
Haveing a girlfriend doesn't prevent u from mastarbating.

your right when shes not around what are you supposed to do

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 23, 2003


its good to have your gf jack you off also

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 23, 2003


I just think it is kind of sick that you made a club about this. How many people do you really think are going to join this? This is not something you should announce to the world, you know.

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 23, 2003


At 10/22/03 09:06 PM, Evil_Possum wrote: In this club you don't need a girlfriend when you have your right hand!

Hey! Can I join? I'm left handed...


Help, I'm trapped inside this guy's signature!

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 24, 2003


i dont wanna join i just think itd be funny to keep this at the top of the forums

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 24, 2003


wtf!!!!!!

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 24, 2003


At 10/23/03 09:38 AM, heckballs wrote: its good to have your gf jack you off also

here's another technique all the members of this club can use..

first, sit on your hands until they start getting numb. Then tug yourself the same way you do each day - and marvel at the results! It feels like someone else is doing it for you ;-)


Anthony Mundine has pink gloves.... best FNR4 (PS3) punching bag ever!

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 24, 2003


people who posted here have broken rules:
ALL CAPS
spam

I bet someone will get banned and this thread locked down.


I don't take revenue from my profile.

TV Tropes Wiki

BBS Signature

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 24, 2003


Interesting club idea, and there I was thinking the sado-masochist club was un odd idea. (But that has been oddly successful) Yeah, this isn't the sorta thing you should have in your profile.
"Head of the Masturbation Club" I can also imagine the advertising.
"Cum join us" That should say it all. LOL...

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 24, 2003


Soo hmmm,let me get this straight..You made this club because A...You get no girls and prefer your hand..B-Still a virgin and married to palmula..I'll give it a day or 2 before someone shuts this shit down..Wait,do you fuck floppy drives as well?


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Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 24, 2003


humm im in if its alrite with yall ppl

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 24, 2003


Interesting how most people who post on this forum have a hand on their level picure. It's just a coincidence but a strange one in a mazzo club...

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 24, 2003


hey havin a G/F is way better than your right hand

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 24, 2003


omfg other people are actually posting shit in here i thought i was the only one i did to see how long i could keep this at the top and it seems to be working

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 24, 2003


my god. this makes me very sad. very sad indeed. and it makes me SICK!

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 24, 2003


At 10/24/03 05:06 PM, spin_me_around wrote: my god. this makes me very sad. very sad indeed. and it makes me SICK!

I think the whole thing is hilarious!

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 25, 2003


This is still here?

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 25, 2003


Don't any of you realize!
This will stay here, as long as people say something!

If I were you guys, I'd rather talk about it with my friends, people who I know. Gaaah, I've said too much...

Justice will shine on those who take it with their hearts...

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 25, 2003


At 10/25/03 04:07 AM, SeikenSamurai wrote: This is still here?

The more you talk, the longer it will stay.lol

Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 25, 2003


I'll join.


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Response to Masturbation Club! Oct 25, 2003


At 10/22/03 06:47 PM, Evil_Possum wrote: My fellow NG users. It is time to start the masturbater club. Anyone who likes to masturbate should join. This will be the best club on newgrounds eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

wow...talking about bein obsessed with ur shit..shut up foolz