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Moderator Beatdown

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Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


Imagine.

NewGrounds, the place by everyone for everyone. All dreams are made, all dreams are broken. Then a dark day trembles NewGrounds. Forums start spaming up, audio is getting crappier, icons are nonexistant, and reviews are become more and more annoying. Why you may ask, all the mods are fighting each other. Punch, kick, stab shoot. Why? Who knows? But all we know, there will be only one winner.

Who?

absent v. Afro-Ninja v. Alastor v. altr v. aviewaskewed v. BadBit v. Bad-Man-Incorporated v. BananaBreadMuffin v.Bendo v. BlackmarketKraig v. BlueHippo v. BRS v.Canas v.Captain-Jack v. CaptainBob v. Carmilla v. DanMalo v. DarkArchon v. DarKsidE555 v. Denvish v.DirtySyko v. Dobio v.DodgerOfZion v.Enoll v. Evark v. FIGMENTUM v. FUNKbrs v. Gooch v. gumOnShoe v. HAQnSPITT v. HuIk v. idle v. JadeTheAssassin v. Jercurpac v. jmtb02 v. Joe v. Jonas v. JoS v. KaynSlamdyke v. kidray76 v. Kirk-Cocaine v. life v. LJCoffee v. Luis v. MaestroRage v. Malachy v. mamatequila v. Maus v. mightypotato v. NegativeONE v. Newgrundling v. OsAmARaMa v. Ozcar v. ParagonX9 v. poxpower v. Proteas v. RageVI v. ramagi v. Recoil v. RedCircle v. Remisser v. Rig v. Rucklo v. SardonicSamurai v. Saturday v. SBB v. Seamonky v. SevenSeize v. ShitOnAStick v. Shrapnel v. StephanosGnomon v. Stormwarden v. Streakydesign v. Terminator v. tigerkitty v. The-Swain v. Tremour v. UberBarista v. VeryProudofYa v. Zendra v. Zerok.

I leave the deciding to you. I really want to know though. Out of all the Mods on NG, who will win?

Imagine.


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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


I think a mod beatdown would be more breakdancing than breaking noses

Moderator Beatdown


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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


I´ll bet 100 on Terminator.


1, 2, 3, Coffee 4, 5, 8, too late

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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


Bluehippo for using his smexi hair to overpower eveyone.


I am gay for three men. Three Sexy, Handsome, Boneriffic young men.

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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


Based on thw name it would have to be Afro-Ninja.


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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


Afro-Ninja or BananaBreadMuffin ftw.


"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day of my life." -Leonard Church

Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


Heh, the mods do get some mod exp. points or something? No. So why would they be fighting eachother?

Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


At 7/13/08 02:08 PM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: why would they try to destroy each other?
they have to work together to keep the forums clean so yea.. a beatdown is unnessacary

Hah, the forums are very clean.

</sarcasm>

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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


Who ever wins we lose.


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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


btw, the mods are fighting for full control over NG.


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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


At 7/13/08 02:15 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: btw, the mods are fighting for full control over NG.

I told you, the only way is a dance off


qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


At 7/13/08 02:15 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: btw, the mods are fighting for full control over NG.

Answering my question huh? But why are they fighting each other for that? That won't give them full control. And why be a mod just to get in a big fight?

Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


I know FUNK is a big guy and Gooch somewhat.

If I had to put money down, I'd bet on either one.


KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.

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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


Jadetheassassin becuase she's a unforgiving bitch (Don't Hurt me!)
Or
Bluehippo becuae he's awesome.


What a shame, Mister Jensen.

I never asked for this, Mister Denton.

Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


At 7/13/08 02:15 PM, solardave wrote:
At 7/13/08 02:15 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: btw, the mods are fighting for full control over NG.
I told you, the only way is a dance off

How would a dance off solve anything? A fight is more like it.


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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


Captain-Jack will seduce them to death.


I hate Poozy.

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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


At 7/13/08 02:17 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote:
At 7/13/08 02:15 PM, solardave wrote:
At 7/13/08 02:15 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: btw, the mods are fighting for full control over NG.
I told you, the only way is a dance off
How would a dance off solve anything? A fight is more like it.

I would rather see Zerok spin on his head than punch someone.


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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


Yeah, Zerok is going to win.


=-k9xdzcvbhjkl;'

Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


JadeTheAssassin would seduce everyone to get close to them then assassinate them!

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At 7/13/08 02:27 PM, rofls wrote: JadeTheAssassin would seduce everyone to get close to them then assassinate them!

She'd probably just draw a picture to pass time, then when there's like one person left she'll try to do that.


=-k9xdzcvbhjkl;'

Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


That's not all the mods. That's just the BBS mods.


He will eat your soul.

I am Potempkin

Comprehensive List Of Faggots

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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


At 7/13/08 02:30 PM, DeadDeer wrote: That's not all the mods. That's just the BBS mods.

No it's not. Thats them all. Icon, audio, and review mods.


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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


Shrapnel.

For no apparent reason.

Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


JadeTheAsassin would insult them all to death.

Or maybe Zerok would just ban them all.


I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT

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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


i dont know who would win but it would be the most epic battle of our time


Huh?

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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


At 7/13/08 02:33 PM, Xaxrox wrote: Shrapnel.

For no apparent reason.

The best reason of them all.


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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


Forums start spaming up

welcome to the present\

Anyways afro-ninja just cause hes badass like that


none

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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


Jade.

She's sleep with them then stab them as they drift off, and no one would refuse her advances.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


At 7/13/08 02:23 PM, LastSpartan wrote: We all know this will be settled in a comparing the size of each others dicks, and since Zerok is the biggest dick of them all, he will no doubt come out as Champion.

LULZ!

Response to Moderator Beatdown Jul 13, 2008


The winner would just be which ever mod bought the best weapons off me.

I sell gunships! ;)

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