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Bastard english in porn (nsfw)

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props to ledgey for being a horny motherfucker.

[nsfw link]

This is awesome. These policemen are giving this woman some kind of medical exam and then she cant pass it so they have sex with her. Or something.

I'm finding it hard to take my eyes off these incredible subtitles though.

Bastard english in porn (nsfw)


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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 18, 2008


I would watch that not for the porn, but for the comedic gold that's within it. Seriously, it'd be hilarious if my (female) doctor would have sex with me because my eyes are bad.

Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 18, 2008


Let do depth control.

let do depth control...

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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 18, 2008


Subtitles are awesome


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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 18, 2008


The subtitles are priceless. I can't believe she did it, it's quite lengthy though.


Everything I see is just a image of my thoughts "Always looking for a better day..."

What's your fastest reaction time?

-[Audiosurf Club]-

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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 18, 2008


I'm watching it right now, funny.

Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 18, 2008


At 10/18/08 08:43 PM, DgsGaming wrote: Oh Ledgey, is that what you get off to? =P

Funny subtitles, hell yes.


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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 18, 2008


Let's inpect how deep can I go.

Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 18, 2008


Seriously, why does every porn have a shitty plot?


Free will is a load of bull.

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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 18, 2008


Ermm...How about a more clean version. My bad.

Let's inpect how deep can I go

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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 18, 2008


"All your base are belong to us"

Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 18, 2008


Leo - fjzkhkfjzh says (02:05):
i'm trying to find the nurse hole clip on xnxx with limited success
Liam says (02:05):
I'll check my bookmarks
http://video.xnxx.com/video3137/Katja_Ka ssin_-_Nurse_Holes
Leo - fjzkhkfjzh says (02:07):
wait
your BOOKMARKS
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anyway, twenty seconds in.

Wrote the subtitles myself, but it's a must watch.

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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 18, 2008


At 10/18/08 09:10 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Leo - fjzkhkfjzh says (02:05):
i'm trying to find the nurse hole clip on xnxx with limited success
Liam says (02:05):
I'll check my bookmarks
http://video.xnxx.com/video3137/Katja_Ka ssin_-_Nurse_Holes

I thought it was funny enough to bookmark. :(


GT - LedgeyNG, Steam - Ledgey91, PSN - LedgeyNG

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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 18, 2008


At 10/18/08 09:24 PM, Ledgey wrote:
At 10/18/08 09:10 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Leo - fjzkhkfjzh says (02:05):
i'm trying to find the nurse hole clip on xnxx with limited success
Liam says (02:05):
I'll check my bookmarks
http://video.xnxx.com/video3137/Katja_Ka ssin_-_Nurse_Holes
I thought it was funny enough to bookmark. :(

so whenever you're feelign bored, you go "i know, imma go watch nurse holes for laughs"

riiiiiiight.


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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 19, 2008


Ah, a grammar critique of porn subtitles. I dare to say it, but only on NG...

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Gotta watch out for those cancer attacks, guys.

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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 19, 2008


Is this really from England? I obviously didn't watch the video.
If it is English how could they mess up the sub titles? I mean Japanese to English that makes sense, but if you get lost in translation between English and English, that's pretty sad.


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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 19, 2008


thread funny it is, laughing out loud i did when open the thread i did!


I Stopped A Rape!!!

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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 19, 2008


I'm sorry, but right here I just died laughing:

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You've finally made it home

Draped in the flag that you fell for

And so it goes - the ashes of the wake

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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 19, 2008


Also, does the Police officer not look like Scott Mechlowicz from Eurotrip to anyone else?


You've finally made it home

Draped in the flag that you fell for

And so it goes - the ashes of the wake

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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 19, 2008


I wonder what it fells like.

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(481 views %u2022 27 replies)

I expected no less


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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 19, 2008


BBM is a nazi bastard!


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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 19, 2008


wow, best thread ever :P
what are they speaking anyways?

Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 19, 2008


This is so absurd. First of all, why would a police officer need to be present for a medical exam?

I can just imagine the converation beforehand:

"Dude, she totally bought the breast cancer line! All I need you to do is put on this police officer's outfit."

"Why a policeman's uniform."

"Trust me. It hasn't failed me before."


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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 19, 2008


At 10/19/08 12:08 AM, NeverHundred wrote: Is this really from England? I obviously didn't watch the video.
If it is English how could they mess up the sub titles? I mean Japanese to English that makes sense, but if you get lost in translation between English and English, that's pretty sad.

What?

Nobody ever said it was from England?


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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 19, 2008


Best to double check!

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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 19, 2008


(720 views %u2022 34 replies)

Only on Newgrounds.


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Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 19, 2008


I'd watch it for the comedy but I'm not old enough, aloud or generally interested.

Also, I don't think you can link those vids on here dude

Response to Bastard english in porn (nsfw) Oct 19, 2008


yes, typos in porn displease all of us..


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