Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

I've added to this since the last time I've uploaded it, but it's still not finished. Last time (two days ago) I uploaded this and it got bad reviews, probably because the loading screen had StrawberryClock in it. Of course, I hate clocks, so it was only in it because it was going to be slammed with a mallet. Anyway, please review it so I can make it really good for when I finish it.