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03/27/2005 | 03:25AM EST
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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Submissions by sanctuary13: — Choose below… — The Billy Ray Adventures
ok, getting a lot of "octopus thingy" and whatnot type questions. so to set the record straight: who is Cthulhu? The best answer to this question is found in Lovecraft's tale "The Call of Cthulhu". Cthulhu is a monstrous entity who lies "dead but dreaming" in the city of R'lyeh, a place of non-Euclidean madness presently (and mercifully) sunken below the depths of the Pacific Ocean. Cthulhu appears in various monstrous and demonic forms in early myths of the human race. Racial memory preserves Him as humanity's most basic nightmare. Cthulhu is the high priest of the Great Old Ones, unnatural alien beings who ruled the Earth before humanity formed, worshipped as gods by some misguided people. It is said that They will return, causing worldwide insanity and mindless violence before finally displacing humanity forever. my 2nd flash! made it for you guys and the h.p. lovecraft film festival. you might not get it if you havent read lovecraft, but its still friggin funny. btw, jen is my wife irl, and i really have that many tattoos.
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Average Score: 8.5 / 10
"omg!"
i cant stop laughting! cthulhu's voice was awesome
"Play with the eye of the dead cat."
I like Cthulhu.
"lol"
cthulhu cares not of people i.e. hilarious make moar
"This is blasphemous!!!"
I love this thing! That high pitched screaming is funny as hell and the look on Cthulhu's face is awesome. I particularly love how he goes right back to watching the porn after he makes Jen's head explodes.
"Fhtagn!!!!"
Great Job... There should be more Mythos/Lovecraft material on here. Unfortunately alot of people don't know who he was... However, it is nice to meet another person who apreciates his genius,