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Don't deny us your glory o lord, RISE AGAIN!!!

Strawberry is a wonderfully artistic human being who has the spirit of a lion and the brain of a Fused Super Saiyan Albert Einstein / Stephen Hawking. If only their was a way to let him rule the world everyone would be in the utopia of their dreams. God is jealous of StrawberryClock because Clock is real and god isn't. He is a real hero of the universe. When aliens find us or we find them all we need to do is show the his works and we will live in harmony with every living creature in every galaxy. StrawberryClock has obviously evolved from superior race of humans long forgotten, now their genes have come together in his almighty form. If we could just somehow grant him eternal life the whole human race would benefit from his meer presence alone.
He simply proclaimed himself King of the Portal because didn't belittle the people of Earth. Soon the time will come when he is called to lead the nations of Earth to a greater purpose, and when that time comes you shall all witness his true glory. All hail StrawberryClock, he is more of savior than Jesus, Muhammed, Moses, Abraham, Buddha, and Ghandi combined. While at the same time being coposed of the same molecules as you, his are more intuned with the forces of nature. Gravity, electro-magnetism and all the nuclear forces are his to control. HE IS THE GREATEST PRODUCT OF THE UNIVERSE. Thank you StrawberryClock.

StrawberryClock is king of the Portal!

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this movie

is so fucking good