The verdict
NALO, awesome job on the graphics. I liked your work on the Halo collab.
Joseph, what's happening to you man? Several moons ago you had the best qouteable jokes that could ever be said in your movies, but this didn't even give a snicker. I know all literary pros get their occasional dry periods, but this has been a running streak since your One Ring 3... Maybe the Frog needs a break from Flash?
Oh, and the voice acting was okay.
:( < visually good, but what a rotten core.
I applaud NALO's flash skills, and for the most part, the voice acting as well from everyone, but LF should really stop writing the jokes. I barely laughed the whole time. Certainly the the most favored author on newgrounds didn't write such a shitty storyline.
LEGENDARY FROG YOU HAVE DONE SO MUCH BETTER!
THIS IS ONLY HALF AS FUNNY AS YOUR WORK IN THE MATRIX HAS YOU!
Good art work, and animation. Exciting at some parts. Jokes were ok...
Thanks for the hard work!
Wtf?!
"Legendary Frog, what happened? You've gone from animating great original works to writing boring videogame parodies. NALO, did you agree to do this just for a popularity boost? Anyway, on with the review.
First we're treated to a poorly directed, unoriginal ripoff of an opening. No parachute working? Banana peel on the ground? Both directly ripped and cliché to say the least. So, now, how could we lower the intelligence en masse? People shitting out of their hips and excessive farting! HAR HAR HE FARTED LOL. No.
LADYVILLIAN[sic]'s microphone gets choppy, and her acting skills are sub-par at most (as with the rest of the cast). Meanwhile we're greeted to Snake's unmoving, occasinally blinking head for an extended period of time. The scene could be doing something to entertain us, but no, the opportunity for comedy is wasted.
Now we get to see LADYVILLIAN[sic] fire a gun into the air as if she's never held one before. Somehow it blows up a... something (which actually COMES BACK TOGETHER for three frames). Oh, and there's another one! Hooray for recycling graphics. Check out Snake's choppy jump/roll.
After LADYVILLIAN[sic] uselessly speaks again, we're treated to WOW MORE RECYCLED SCENERY. At least something else blows up this time... from an impossible angle. Although, who knows? This entire scene is so sliced up that nobody can tell where either character is. Snake runs and... WOW THIS PLACE IS FULL OF THOSE... SOMETHINGS! WHERE DO THEY ALL KEEP COMING FROM?! Oh, they're... mainframes for controlling people? That girl is a robot or something? Why does her metal print have her bandanna too? Is it part of her cybernetic body? Oh, hey, check it out, hastily drawn Playstation graphics. Suddenly the plug switches ports and GIRL is shouting again and yet another mainframe is exploding. This time for no damned reason. OH GOD SHE'S BLEEDING. She must be some some sort hybrid android! GASP! THIS REALLY IS SOME TWISTED METAL GEAR SHIT! Either that or nobody in the production room is paying attention to what the hell is going on.
Oh no, useless questions! Oh god her mouth is malfunctioning she is a robot!! Ooh, we're suddenly treated to a fast-moving picture-in-picture display that seems very out of place. Then it's time for a raping internal monologue with more out of place PiP. Finally it ends with some unnecessary gore.
And now a list of general and miscellaneous problems that most other reviewers have clearly missed:
The direction is weak, jumping from angle to angle like a Tomb Raider movie at times. Music gets inappropriate for the scenes and at times louder than the voices. Snake's head appears flat and skewed in many scenes. Spelling and grammar are atrocious (Princess Aurora is fired). Whenever anyone's speech gets cut off, there's a clear pause before anyone speaks.
The credits list 18 testers who somehow missed all this. Wowee. BUT WAIT! Not only is 30% of the script ripped, but we see something shocking in the credits! "Dustin Watts - the brains behind some of the ideas" Whoa. How much was really Legendary Frog's idea? With this much information, Legendary Frog would be better suited for the 'Special Thanks' list rather than top billing. Hey, at least NALO gets to leech some popularity off of the Legendary Frog name. HE'S SUCH A HUGH[sic] FAN!!!
Honestly, I'd like to see the "script" for this hastily thrown together "parody" along with the fight scene storyboard. The entire production stinks of a 5-minute idea. Shame on you. Bring back the classic Legendary Frog original content and stop these stupid ripoffs, please!"
DL-Seppel says it all. Fart jokes, banana peels and the parachute not working. Omg that is so crap, The only thing i liked was the animation.
Bad.
Legendary Frog, what happened? You've gone from animating great original works to writing boring videogame parodies. NALO, did you agree to do this just for a popularity boost? Anyway, on with the review.
First we're treated to a poorly directed, unoriginal ripoff of an opening. No parachute working? Banana peel on the ground? Both directly ripped and cliché to say the least. So, now, how could we lower the intelligence en masse? People shitting out of their hips and excessive farting! HAR HAR HE FARTED LOL. No.
LADYVILLIAN[sic]'s microphone gets choppy, and her acting skills are sub-par at most (as with the rest of the cast). Meanwhile we're greeted to Snake's unmoving, occasinally blinking head for an extended period of time. The scene could be doing something to entertain us, but no, the opportunity for comedy is wasted.
Now we get to see LADYVILLIAN[sic] fire a gun into the air as if she's never held one before. Somehow it blows up a... something (which actually COMES BACK TOGETHER for three frames). Oh, and there's another one! Hooray for recycling graphics. Check out Snake's choppy jump/roll.
After LADYVILLIAN[sic] uselessly speaks again, we're treated to WOW MORE RECYCLED SCENERY. At least something else blows up this time... from an impossible angle. Although, who knows? This entire scene is so sliced up that nobody can tell where either character is. Snake runs and... WOW THIS PLACE IS FULL OF THOSE... SOMETHINGS! WHERE DO THEY ALL KEEP COMING FROM?! Oh, they're... mainframes for controlling people? That girl is a robot or something? Why does her metal print have her bandanna too? Is it part of her cybernetic body? Oh, hey, check it out, hastily drawn Playstation graphics. Suddenly the plug switches ports and GIRL is shouting again and yet another mainframe is exploding. This time for no damned reason. OH GOD SHE'S BLEEDING. She must be some some sort hybrid android! GASP! THIS REALLY IS SOME TWISTED METAL GEAR SHIT! Either that or nobody in the production room is paying attention to what the hell is going on.
Oh no, useless questions! Oh god her mouth is malfunctioning she is a robot!! Ooh, we're suddenly treated to a fast-moving picture-in-picture display that seems very out of place. Then it's time for a raping internal monologue with more out of place PiP. Finally it ends with some unnecessary gore.
And now a list of general and miscellaneous problems that most other reviewers have clearly missed:
The direction is weak, jumping from angle to angle like a Tomb Raider movie at times. Music gets inappropriate for the scenes and at times louder than the voices. Snake's head appears flat and skewed in many scenes. Spelling and grammar are atrocious (Princess Aurora is fired). Whenever anyone's speech gets cut off, there's a clear pause before anyone speaks.
The credits list 18 testers who somehow missed all this. Wowee. BUT WAIT! Not only is 30% of the script ripped, but we see something shocking in the credits! "Dustin Watts - the brains behind some of the ideas" Whoa. How much was really Legendary Frog's idea? With this much information, Legendary Frog would be better suited for the 'Special Thanks' list rather than top billing. Hey, at least NALO gets to leech some popularity off of the Legendary Frog name. HE'S SUCH A HUGH[sic] FAN!!!
Honestly, I'd like to see the "script" for this hastily thrown together "parody" along with the fight scene storyboard. The entire production stinks of a 5-minute idea. Shame on you. Bring back the classic Legendary Frog original content and stop these stupid ripoffs, please!