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Reviews for "A Men's Room Monologue"

excellent

first laugh ive had all day good stuff i think the animation suited it perfect i love sketchy animation

omg

that was funny as hell i watched it like 3 times.

true

well put

rofl....friggen...copter...

this made me almost litterly rofl my shorts. um... should i have done that in the bath-room? oh well. this was as hilarious as it was awesome! which was... umm hold on. cary the five..... multiply by 4... divide by 72.... pretty damn high! you get a 10/10 for sheer awesomenes. and the music? pure gold! not the urine color gold, but the 100% "probably made in china" gold!
p.s. you totaly need to ad the "sings to himself in the public stalls" guy!

So true

Everything about this was completely true. You did miss a few elements of the mens room though.

Those urinals you get at sports arenas and other areas, where instead of seperate urinals, it's just a big long trough that's 20 feet long that offers no privacy in any way. It's basically like animals at feeding time, except backwards.

Also, the bathrooms that have decorations in them, I found one with a stuffed bear in it. Wtf is a bear doing in a bathroom. A giant bear is not something you want to see when you round the corner with a serious dump working itself up.

There's also the toilets that flush for a ridiculously long time, making tons of noise, and splashing everywhere. Just wrong. Or the soap dispensors that aren't clear on where the soap is coming out, so you end up squirting it all over the place, or the ones that squirt WAY to quickly, and force you to wash your hands forever because there's no paper towels and the hand dryers suck. Or the hand dryer with gum stuck in the blow area that fills the bathroom with a burnt mint smell. Or the bathrooms with that giant fountain like thing that has a big spray thing in the middle that shoots water in a giant bowl area that's 2 feet off the ground. WHAT IS THAT THING EVEN FOR?

As you can see, I've had my fair share of bad bathrooms. But you hit all the main ones, and the stall talkers and crowders are all big problems. Men need to learn the unspoken rule. If there's no walls between urinals, leave an empty one between you and the nearest person unless absolutely necessary. I don't need you using power hose action and getting my shoes wet. I don't care if the only other one is the short kids urinal, use it.

I feel there should be bathroom activists, fighting for their right to have a quality bathroom. I mean what is it with urinals being crammed together. All it takes is a wall to make them so much better. Or get a door that closes.

But yeah, great video, touches all the right issues. START THE REVOLUTION!!