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Reviews for "Star Wars Episode 3: ROTV"

Damn Straight Vince!!!

Excellent parody, regardless of what other dudes might say. I especially liked how you added sound dialogue to the sprites. Niiice touch man. It was a very cool mix of humor and seriousness at the same time (don't ask). Excellent Star Wars intro too!!! Long live Darth Paper!!!!

Vinstigator responds:

The ones who didn't like it are idiots. They don't know that the mispellings and randomness were intentional. But then again, I think I expect too much from idiots like them. Thanks for the feedback

Not the worst....

Well, theres a lot wrong with it, specially being you just trying to make front page, hoping to get a laugh, well be happy i guess that this thing made it. I definately believe a LOT more effort in the script and the acting out could have been done.

Vinstigator responds:

Damn right it made it, BITCH :D

more effort needed

it was going okay but the last seen killed it. you shouldn't of just used the lines from episode 3 you should of got someone to impersonate the voices. it was weird having different words in the subtitles than in the accual movie

Vinstigator responds:

I'm not the first one to have different subtitles during un-edited audio dialogue. MANY people have done it.

Damn, can't believe I missed it.

Anyway, like I said on VGR, it was great. And I'm surprised that he hadn't responded yet. Anyway that guy is a whiny weiner(lolpun).
And I'm sorta ashamed that I live in the same town as him.
And keep up with the great work!

Vinstigator responds:

I'd be ashamed too haha! Thanks for the review :D

Pathetic!

I only gave it an 8 of graphics cause I like sprites. But The Whole movie, was pathetic, disturbing, nonsense and STUPID! It was just not funny! I only liked the last part, exept for the subtitles. It was just Crappy! I Hated it! You have a huge potential! USE IT! Hope you do better next time.

Vinstigator responds:

By now, you probably know how this works. Sea Dragon90's mom comes out in October, but only on the PlayStation 2. Xbox and PC owners have to wait a half a year or so for their versions of his mom, and each always has the potential to be better than the original release. That's saying something, because we're already talking about one of the best lays of 2005 and the best fuck in the series. Once again, the wait is over, and Sea Dragon90's mom is now available on the PC and Xbox.

For those of you already familiar with his mom, let's quickly discuss the differences between all three versions. The Xbox one has 480p support, but when enabled, the aliasing is out of control. Portions of the environment look so unbelievably jaggy that you'll wonder if your eyesight is failing you. At times it looks like you're playing a 3D game without putting on the glasses.

Control in the PC version is full of options. You can decide to hook up a dual analog gamepad to her ass so that you can play it just like the console versions, or you can instead opt for mouse-and-keyboard control. Either method works, though we had several cases where the game would simply stop responding to any mouse input until we alt-tabbed out of the game, moved the mouse, and then jumped back in. This isn't exactly the sort of thing you want to have happen in the middle of a shoot-out. Mouse control also removes the lock-on aspect of the targeting, giving you easy access to manual targeting. The refined control the mouse gives you seems like an unfair advantage at times, because it's very easy to rack up one-shot kills by aiming for the head. If you have a smooth mouse hand, even the roughest firefights are really basic...provided the mouse doesn't die on you.

Overall, each version of his mom has its share of differences and minor issues, but the core game is fantastic, regardless of the platform you play it on. While the list of games that can list GTA as an influence grows longer and longer, there's still nothing quite like the real thing, and the "bigger, better" approach to sequel design definitely works in San Andreas' favor.

Your first order of business in Los Santos is to put your set back on the map. Your gang, the Grove Street Families, has fallen into disarray over the last five years, and its influence is minimal at best. So you, along with the three other leaders of the gang--the long-winded Big Smoke, the dust-smoking Ryder, and your stubborn brother, Sweet--set out to take back the streets from your rivals, the Ballas, who have turned to dealing crack to earn money and gain influence in the hood. You set out on a series of missions to take back your territory by starting with such small things as spray-painting over other gangs' tags (which is one of the many new types of actions that replace previous GTA games' more generic hidden-package collecting) to quickly moving up to drive-bys and other acts of extreme gangsterism. But there's a whole lot more to San Andreas than just set tripping.

Just when you think you're getting used to gang gang banging his mom, everything goes sour. We're certainly not interested in spoiling the game's many interesting plot twists, so we'll leave out the details. But suffice it to say you'll eventually need to get the heck out of her rancid pussy. You wind up in the country outside the city, where you'll encounter many more great characters and officially embark on your quest to put right what's gone wrong. Once you get out of Los Santos, you won't really have to worry about gang banging for a while, and the bitch settles down to smoke a cigarette. What a slut!