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Reviews for "Metal Gear Crisis 1.2"

What happened?!?!?!

Frog, come on man! where has all the talent gone? The flash, it's beautiful, but the voice acting and jokes, they're going nowhere. the plot is barely worth anything. You have done much better than this. =\ i hope to see some of the old stuff come back.

Not worth the time that was put into making it.

“Some people have no respect” – Legendary Frog on his site regarding the 0-Voters effecting the score of this Flash animation.

That’s right. I have no respect for this Flash at all. Why? Because it’s not funny, it’s not a good parody, and it’s a total waste of time. The problem here is that you have a winner working with a loser when it comes to Flash. I can honestly say NALO is an amazing animator, his work really impresses me and I’d like to see him submit work more often. Legendary Frog’s writing is what brings this down, hard. All the potential goes straight to hell in a handbag whenever Legendary Frog is involved with a project. How does he expect to gets laughs or make us say anything other then “Huh? I’d like the last 5 minutes of my life back please” with lines like this?;
“I’m Rupert. I’m here to check the plumbing.”
“How do I get this stain out!?” ‘People say soda works.”
“Woop woop woop…”
“You’re back in reality now. Or are you? Yes, you are.”
And making the worst mistake of all, he inserts the line; “Looks like that was Solid Snakes last bite. Hahahahaha. Get it? Bite? Chew?” “Crickets” Note to Frog: You aren’t supposed to tell your fans “I’m completely out of ideas, as if I ever had any in the first place, therefore I’m going to make fun of my own lousy talent.”, it really doesn’t work out in the end, especially for voting.
If anyone laughed or even cracked a smile at these, there’s something wrong with you. I don’t know how easily entertained people have to be in order to be entertained at the slightest by this, but there sure seems to be a lot of them. Legendary Frog doesn’t read these reviews, there’s no favoritism or anything to be gained, you can stop sucking up guys. Really.

And there are some downright retarded moments that make no sense or stir up any laughs or do anything other then make me hate this Flash even more, like;
- The chicken being fired out of Metal Gear.
- All of the guard sequences.
- The little Metal Gear Snake drives. What the hell is the point or reason of this?
- “I need scissors! 61!” is not a line that can be made fun of. Accept it.

The “Original concept for Crisis” extra is pathetic. And the message of; “The story was far to complex for viewers to understand.” is sad too, considering Legendary Frog seems to be writing this to get laughs from his Grade school target audience. Even if it was a joke, I just had to note that. I can’t believe I sat all the way through that Extra movie, it comes down to some stupid God-awful attempt to get a smile by using chocolate.

The art and animation, which are totally the product of someone else, save this from getting an overall zero in this rating, but the atrocious writing and zero laugh moments prevent this from getting any higher then a failing grade. I’m sorry NALO, but ditch Blanchette. He’ll drag you down and hold you back with his Simpson’s rip-off jokes. He hasn’t changed in the 3+ years he’s been animating, mainly because he doesn’t read these reviews and listen to people like me, who could have saved his image a long time ago.
And I may have never made a Flash in my life, but I can sure as hell recognize a terrible one when I see it.

And LegendaryFrog is the most annoying and worst voice “actor” ever. It’s like having 10 needles stab you in the ear at once whenever he speaks.

Overall, I’m really disappointed in the lameness, boringness, and total lack of ideas and writing effort put into this, but if you’ve followed LegendaryFrog’s work for as long as I have, you’ll see that’s the mid-standard he’s set for himself and never seems to show any interest in passing it.

I never insulted anyone, I just tore as softly as I could into yet another overrated LegendaryFrog Flash.

Kind of a let down.

This video was a big let down to me as the first one wasn't very good. As i was watching i also realized...why do the Guards all look like aliens? And that whole "Insert Virus Here" thing was horrible. But i did get a good laugh out of that Original Concept. But overall the only good part was the introduction to "Mini Gear".

PS: never EVER use Naruto Music. ever

I'm sorry but that was retarded.

Retarded MGS parody, retarded storyline, retarded humor, just retaded. You've got talent though... keep trying.

Crap yet again...

That one was worse than the last all you 2 proved was that you could of made a great action movie but instead you waste your time with good animation and a very unfunny story. I mean the whole thing with liquid and the "insert virus here" was so gay and predictable. And after reading that LegendaryFrog did the script i knew it would suck because all he does is copy off of gay cartoon jokes, so once again sorry but this is what i think of this crappy series based off of a great series so go ahead and say this is a useless review....