Brilliant, but something concerns me.
First, I admit that I have as much of a hate for Scientology as any other decent human being. However, I worry what they will do to anyone speaking against them. They have been known to murder those they see as "enemies", including those who tell the big secret about Xenu. Which means, therefore, that I worry for you.
Second, to the person who said that this was "anti-Semitic trash" because of the one-off joke about rabbis: If you honestly think that was meant to be some kind of slur, you need to leave this site as quickly as possible, as you're going to be offended by everything you see here. Get a spine.