Wow
Holy cow, that was truly unique. 10 out of 10 from me is extremely high praise by the way. I'm always trashing things that only moderately suck. "Legs are inefficient. I upgraded." Kickass! Poor Martin Van Buren. Very nice use of sounds from the game, too. I'm always hearing doom sounds stolen by completely unrelated other things as if I'm not supposed to notice. Hell was especially nice, with the John Romero head sitting there screaming that sound.