Reading the anti-drug comments, I had to comment.
First the content. I'm neither pro or anti drug, but I still found what you present to be quite funny and so bloody true. Your (American) government has made so many wild accusations about canabis and its users, they've even spent 10's of billions of dollars fighting against them. For instance: In at about from 1920 - 1950, maybe 60s, the government launched bombarding advertisements about the "effects of Drugs". What it showed was teens and college students getting high, then it would show dramatizations of adults pretending to get high, then kill one another, then commit acts of necrophilia, apparently all because they took weed. Don't believe me? Watch a documentry called "Grass", you'll see what I mean.
Getting back on track, brillient work all around.