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Reviews for "Jive Machine"

God yes.

God fucking yes. That was the greatest thing ever. The graphics and dance choreography were masterfully done. The song selection was perfect (love all of the songs) and overall this flash is the most ground breaking submission I've ever seen.

The graphics are awesome, as you can quickly tell through the awesome preloader and menu screens. The backgrounds used in the flash also have a great well drawn, cartoony style to them. The fact that there were backgrounds for each song was also a nice touch ;)

The one thing I would say is that some of the backgrounds are a bit distracting to the main attraction of the flash (the amazing dancing). It probably was distracting because the window for the dancing wasn't centered on the screen, so your eyes are likely to look up a bit. Also the low quality movie can sometimes stick out against the very clean backgrounds. I suppose you can't do too much about that though :/

Otherwise it's very well done, and I liked some of the subliminal messages on the newgrounds backgrounds. So when should I give you that oral sex sir?

The style of the flash and dancing is of course the best thing I've ever watched. The only way to describe it is that it brought an orgasm to my eyes and erection to my pants :o The dance moves were over the top and easily recognizable, which made it really fun to play around with. It's tough getting the moves to match with the songs exactly, but most of the time it strangely works out.

With some of the dance moves the camera moves a little, either up or down, which can make moving from one move to another a bit choppy. I'm not sure if this was done on purpose to fit the dancing or not, but it's not much of a huge deal. When you press "Q" the door opens a little :p

This flash is awesome, but really it mostly comes down to mashing buttons and giggling at dave as he prances around in the room. It would be really cool if you could expand this little game, and possibly have him dance to a set beat, DDR style. For now though, this is still fun in it's own sexy and silly way.

Awesome job guys!

BlueHippo responds:

Thanks for the awesome review and ideas.

-dave

I came.

This is the greatest game on newgrounds. Favorites.

Lol, this is the first time im doing one of these reviews -_-

Graphics: Dave is the secksiest person alive

Style: I doubt there are many dancin' games IRL out there, soz 10

Sound: No speakers :(

Violence: 10 because as soon as i saw this movie i came all over my computer screen and it instantaniously popped my anal ring simaltaniously.

Interactivity: I loved making dave squeeze his man boobs, it just felt so empowering.

Humor: Self explanatory

Overall: THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST GAME THAT I FUCKING FGDSFUYGD

You win.

BlueHippo responds:

Wow, if you enjoyed it that much without sound, you're insane!

-dave

Lazy town and the ability to control a fat guy..

awesome. by the way, the fat guy's pretty cute.
* giggleness!!*

BlueHippo responds:

=D

Insane...

Insane is good, and your colab is even better. Love the song choices! Great concept! You both get my personal 10

BlueHippo responds:

:3

Was that you dancing?

Lol if it was you, you are lucky that someone didn't open the door and saw what you was doing. That would have being embarrassing.

Good work.

BlueHippo responds:

that was dave/life.... if only that had happened :P