Reviews for Panik in Suburbia

[WarpZone]

It%u2019s not as good as it could be.

What we have here is your typical "commissioned" flash game. All the earmarks are here: Lots of effort poured into the artwork. "Inoffensive" corporate-approved characters. The simplest game engine ever ripped from Flashkit. No more than two moving objects on the screen at a time (Gotta make sure the 1% of the audience playing this on a 486 can enjoy it, dontcha know.) No scrolling whatsoever. Constant dying through no fault of your own. And of course, ads all over the place. It%u2019s a real winner, all right!

I would normally temper my response because I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but somehow I doubt the publisher of this game has any intention of maintaining the game or responding to feedback. When you can't even be bothered to take the broken unicode characters out of your promotional text, that's a pretty sure sign of apathy.

All of that said... well, they tried. It's long. The art is pretty. C minus.

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[FattyWhale]

(title in work)

Well it's well programmed and the graphics are excellent. Really looks like a nice game that was well prepared and had a lot of time and effort put into it. The game play is a bit off though I think. It's too cutesy for me. For example, I really hate the idea that I can't touch the sand, or the fact that I get killed by a falling beach ball. It's a little ridiculous.

[TheLostGuru]

too hard

IT looks great, but it is too slow, and too hard

[Marlcoe]

Very boring game

Jump over stuff...jump onto stuff...time your jumps...that's all you do. pretty lame. good concept and designs though.

[Zort-the-Bomb]

Boring

It had a good idea, but it just didn't click. All you do is jump and avoid. Better luck on your next submission.