hmm....
....and this solidifies in my mind that even the old shitty movies were better than all the shit that's crapping up the portal now-a-days.
Reviews for "1st Easter"
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The only thing I gave a 10 on was the fact that you used INSANE CLOWN POSSE while roasting the bunny. That song goes with it, too. It's about hell and that there's no way back, even if you tried. Same goes with the bunny.... evil, evil bunnies that's always laying eggs in my backyard so that we can step on them trying to look for them and the fact that the bunny wants death because the chickees that are in them will NEVER become full-fledged chicken. DIE BUNNIES, DIE DIE DIE! Hehe, okay, enough.. it was different than most movies, I give you that credit. You just need to work on your GRAPHICS and VOICE-OVERS, then everything would be A-------------OK!
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That was just a little blasphemous. I don't usually raise negative points when I review a movie, but maybe you shouldn't stand so close to the microphone when you record your dialog. All I heard was a garble of sounds.
i like the way a jpeg religious painting tells a fictinal caricter to wake up
and another charicter is found instead
I was expecting the worst, but I was pleasantly surprised. The background scenery was fairly well drawn, as was, ahem, "Jesus". Using an image of the virgin Mary was a bit sloppy though. Another low point was the voice acting. Very poor quality sound. Hurt my ears a little. The plot itself was bizarre and the ending unexpected. Quite enjoyable.