Nightmare's broken
...by which I mean half the health packs literally do nothing in Nightmare. Otherwise, once you get used to it it's an amusing little game.
Reviews for "Stamper's Quest For Fags"
Kevin responds:
IIIIII
Love It!
Not bad love the menu song :P
I also love how the gameplay is and graphics!
Hope you make morez :D
Faggish
Not bad, but seeing as Stamper is the "Hero" of this game, he could have some special moves like dick slapping the cacti or regaining health by catching porn. That sounds more like Stamper :D
thAT WAS GREAT
YOU GOT TO MAKE MORE IVE PLAYED THIS FOR HOURS AND GOT LIKE 1000 ON NIGHTMARE
Kevin responds:
YOU SHOULD TELL EVERYONE AT SCHOOL. MAYBE YOU'LL GET A GIRLFRIEND.
Alright
I thought this game was alright. The game looked pretty nice, with good drawings and animation and I thought the bees looked kinda funny. The music was also good. I noticed there were different songs for different diffeculty levels. I guess that makes it a little bit less repetive.
The bad thing about this game is that the hit detection is just awful. Or at least, there is a very, very large area in which you get hit. Too large if you ask me. Sometimes a bee clearly appears above my head or underground (?) and yet it hits me. And to prevent damage from cactusses you have to predict when they appear because when they´re on screen already you are too late and they hit your toes or something... =/ The damage the enemies do seems to be kinda random also, although I guess it just depends on the time you are hitting the enemy. How much health you recovered did seem to be completely random though and sometimes it was so little that an increase was barely visible.
The annoying thing about all this is that there is now a very large luck factor. I don´t really like that in a game that should be mostly based on skill. So I think it would be better if enemies could only hit you once for a standard amount of damage and health packs also healed a standard amount of health.
Overall 6 out of 10, 3 out of 5. Like I said, I thought it was alright. I did have some fun with it and took the trouble to collect all the medals (which were pretty easy to obtain by the way). The gameplay could´ve been better though.
~Auz
Kevin responds:
Bees can swim underground in this game, sorry.