What do you people see in this?
Just bad. You only have 2 attacks, 1 weapon, and 1 single enemy. Maybe if the game was over 3 minutes long and wasn't completely random and retarded.
Reviews for "Cave of Wonders"
Goofest
Goof game not the best, goof
Is anyone else getting glitches?
Because I am. For some reason, the character runs forward for me even if I'm not moving him. And it's slowing down for me :( I'd like to be able to play this game...
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Horrible
I don't give bad reviews often. But this game was just plain bad. Only a boss battle, two attacks, and the controls are very sluggish so when the boss is flying around the entire screen there is pretty much nothing you can do but die.
wow....
mindless, brings little to the table and seems to be aimed at babies... ?
hmm... where to start....
ok, why a boss fight as the first encounter? scratch that, why a 3 stage boss fight as the first encounter?
literally less than a full 60 seconds into the game and with one lame pickup and two equally lame attacks, we get a full "end of chapter one" type boss fight coming in three stages? not to mention out of my two attempts he easily stole all three lives i started with.
boss fights are something build up to, let the player prepare for, not, "press start" "prepare to kill the boss"
i honestly can't say i'm motivated to bother seeing if my theory that this is either the only level, or one of the two only levels is well founded or not.
and while we're at it.... why is he wearing a diaper? at least i think that's what it was.
it'd be nice to be able to at the least recover some health or have a secondary means of attacking him either during or before the fight.
coming back to the two attacks i saw, given i just couldn't stand anymore of the taste of tripe this game was spewing at me.
was the point of the double jump attack simply to make beating the first two stages of the boss so mindless all you ever had to do was (stage one) bounce off his head for an eternity, repeat, ad infinitum.
and the second stage was ever so more strategic of a stand in one place and occasionally jump while spamming the same attack endlessly encounter.
yeah, my A key needed a workout, thanks.
the third stage did show a little more promise though i suppose (assuming my guess at how to beat the third stage was correct, which i'm not sure it was) with the changeup of standing in the right place to get him to stack bricks which he drops for reasons best left unknown untill the next spamming of the A key begins (my guess anyway)
i honestly can't say this is a very accurate review, but all in all, when a game frustrates me to the point i have no intention of attempting even the first level again, it's fairly typical that playing beyond that won't change the gist of my review.
anyway, take it with a grain of salt, but it seems incredibly ho-hum and uninspired, i suppose the too many cooks spoil the stew thing definetly rang true here.