Simple
Good, it's a Deliver that Fulp-style game but instead you make a retarded guy shit, wow. Good job...
Reviews for "Don't Shit Your Pants"
Exactly as it appeared on other sites before...
If you're posting an existing game to a new site, you may as well add something to the game and fix certain things that have been broken since the start. For example, "The inevitable". Even when you remove your pants, you get the same thing. And the "Starting gun" one does not work with any of the other words for fecal matter.
It's still a great joke game, it just feels wrong to see it unfixed after so long. In fact, I got a bug the first time. It loaded a save from another site and I couldn't use any commands. You could've at least added more Easter eggs... did you? I'm not the best at finding them. :P
4/5, 7/10.
How to beat
1.pull door
2.rip off pants
3.go to toilet
4.shit
ah ha!
if u type small fart it will give you more time
Good
It was a good game. But it's kind of hard. You should think about making a walkthrough for the people who can't win.