The satirical (and sometimes peculiarly realistic) theming and mechanics of this game around Charlie's hilarious interview content (that shouldn't be imitated by anyone for the sake of better health) was a joy to experience several years ago. The platformer-bullet hell focus made replayability seamless and memorable with the outro. The power-ups were also well-referenced and provided a timid and inconsistently challenging balance (I personally like static levels and I enjoy old-school Mario's finite item locations, but this game's spawning addresses the general public) between advantages and disadvantages.
I love the comedic value of this submission and thank you for your determined effort present in it!