OMFG
This is hilarous.
Reviews for "Feed the Children"
awesome game, a little buggy
cops glitch out and don't come out of the car after the first few times i played; the car just zooms off screen. also the boxing shark still makes the falcon punch sound sometimes after i killed it.
Ummmmm...
This is a very hard game to describe. It starts out as a race that you are horribly losing, then you get a gun, which you may or may not use, when suddenly zombies get involved, and the cops start shooting at you, with scientologist suicide bombers, boxing sharks, and orbital shock polar bears. I can't describe it, but what I can do is give it a 10/10.
Great. One big minus.
I keep accidentally getting too close to the low edge of the screen, which kills me. it also kills the buzz. perhaps there should be a wall down there or something.
DBuck-Eye responds:
You know, I remember that screwing me when I made the game, so I've submitted a new version where you can't run off screen on the bottom (you still can on the sides). It may take a while to be visible, but it'll be there. Thanks for the suggestion!
Awesome!
I still don't understand why the name of the game is "feed the children", why the "FTC.com" button don't work and why i get any medals... but anyways, the game is still awesome i lol'd hard and play it for days!
(Only 9 because of the problems...)
DBuck-Eye responds:
The FTC.com button works for me. You might have a Pop-Up blocker stopping it. Thanks for the kind words!