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Reviews for "Discount Mayonnaise"

fun times!

Good platformy goodness - I mean, I'll have to do forever without being boss or king, but after getting everything else I can say this is a lot of challenge without being so crazy that I want kill you. My least favorite feature is how I keep hearing the double-jump noise right after I jump once and realize I'm going to die because it decided I held the key too long or something. My second least favorite feature is that no matter how well you do, some places the worm catches up anyway, which is like punishment for doing well in the last little bit. But mostly those only affected levels 17 and 18.

As for the name - I don't understand the comments which are like "why is called that?" Why the frak not? The name won't change your enjoyment of the game. The total non-sequitur ending which "explains" the name was random and funny and a reminder that sometimes story isn't going to change the game's fun... some games are about story, but usually they aren't platformy shooters where you can change your face dozens of silly faces (which blows away any concept of your character consistently "being someone").

I really liked blasting things with the laser. I didn't get the point of the golden gloves, though - by the time you can get them, you only have one slot to fill. The skeleton gloves were much better since they stack with the freebies, so basically they mean, "never have to worry about powerups again, because you're pegged at 3 whether you live or die".

Going back and getting the coins with the acid boots was fun - the levels are so much easier with top equipment that even 17 and 18 were breezes to run through, which is part of the ingenious design. So, congratulations.

Joelasticot responds:

Wow, thanks for the in-depth review! The gloves you're talking about were implemented before we had the power orbs in the game (so you lost all your powerups each time you died). I guess we forgot about them!

Also, laser gun + fast fire + lotsa enemies = :D

hey

Its awesome game, I get really into it, and im trying to get the acheivments how the hell do you kill 2 bad guys at the begining of the 7th level? does anyone know?

Joelasticot responds:

Maybe you're not using the right weapon?

Awesome

One of the best on newgrounds. needs a port to xbla indie marketplace i love it. Great job guys.

good game

but very tuff to finish

This game kicks so much ass it has to pick chunks of butt out of it's boots. Even the name is awesome.

Joelasticot responds:

Here's a fun fact : the name of the project, during development, was "chunks"! Also, one of the first things I coded were the gibs of meat