Just awesome. Great lines and color. Wonderful dialogue. Sometimes I'm a bit harsh on shorter contributions, but I'd love to see chapters 2,3,4,5, and 6 of this one. We can all relate to the main character, because we've all played 'that game'. Sure, it's a parody, and the ending wasn't a big twist or anything but I guess secretly deep down many of us wish we were block creatures that could feast upon human flesh.
Again, great job and I hope to see more. Will add you to my favs.