Billy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!
Joseph: POW! You are dead!
Billy: I am dead!
Joseph: Chuckling, while ZeeTeem is doing the conga towards the scene (The Joseph says aw, shucks” as ZeeTeem gets close.)
ZeeTeem: Oh! The Billy is dead!
Billy: Yes (Sandwich). I am dead!
ZeeTeem: Why is the Billy dead?!
Joseph: I dunno.
Billy: I think it was-
Joseph & ZeeTeem: Shhh, you are dead!
Billy: Ok.
(Rac enters scene exiting van)
Rac: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!
Joseph & ZeeTeem: The Billy is dead!
(A, B, C, or D game starts)
Rac: The Billy is dead!
ZeeTeem: Correct!
(Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing)
ZeeTeem: So, did you see the murderer?
Joseph and Rac: Nah, sorry mate.
ZeeTeem: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!
(Joseph and Rac applause)
Rac: Ah, well that's nice.
Joseph: I am damn proud right now.
(StarAndFriends appears in scene)
StarAndFriends: Atteeeeeeeeention!
(StarAndFriends rushes to dead Billy)
StarAndFriends: That Billy is dead!
ZeeTeem: We know!
StarAndFreinds: Who killed him?!
ZeeTeem: We don’t know!
StarAndFriends: I will find clues!
(StarAndFriends searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)
StarAndFriends: What's that? Grabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why the Billy is dead!
Joseph, Jebus, and ZeeTeem: The Billy is dead?!
StarAndFriends: Slams hands on desk Yes, (Intense background appears) he died!
Joseph, Jebus, and ZeeTeem: All shocked
(Intense background stops, showing the Joseph, Rac, and ZeeTeem standing in front of a green screen)
AIRaymond: (From far away) Incoming!
(Ambulance crashes StarAndFriends into a building wall, killing her.)
AIRaymond: Exits out of Ambulance Raus, raus! Pushes Joseph, Jebus, and ZeeTeem away from Billy Move now! Kisses Billy on head
(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Billy)
Billy: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- Explodes Oof.
AIRaymond: In my medical opinion, that Billy is dead!
(Camera rotates to Rac)
Rac: AIR, what happened?
AIRaymond: My professional opinion? Slams hands on desk then turns to the right (Intense background comes in) The Billy was killed!
(Intense background stops)
Jebus, Rac, and ZeeTeem: Panicking
AIRaymond: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.
ZeeTeem: Well, now what?
(Grimm entering while doing the conga in the background)
Grimm: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom!
ZeeTeem: Says “Oh, come on.” before Scout says boom
Grimm: Look at this! The freaking Billy is dead! Pause What do you think of that? Pause Ahm…
ZeeTeem: Yes, yes, Grimm.
Grimm: Yea?
ZeeTeem: Go die!
(Death appears in a car telling Grimm to get in)
Grimm: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.
(Car drives off and crashing noise is heard)
Grimm: Screams of pain
ZeeTeem: Ok, let’s get back to the point.
Billy: Poking at his dead body I think Billy is dead.
Joseph, Rac, ZeeTeem, and AIRaymond: The Billy is dead?!
AIRaymond: Turns around and notices dead Grimm in burning car Grimm! I won't heal you- Car explodes and camera goes back to Billy
Billy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Billy?!
(Camera shows on Asskick drinking Scrumpy)
Asskick: Slurp Slurp It was me!
Joseph, Rac, ZeeTeem, and Billy: Shocked
Asskick: Yes! Bottle of Scrumpy slides up Asskick's body and Asskick eats the bottle I did it like this: Takes out a revolver and shoots Rac in chest Boom! Asskick flies off from force of revolver blast
Rac: Screams of pain
Asskick: Woop dee doo!
Joseph, Zeeteem, and Billy: Are terrified seeing Rac's dead body
Asskick: Burps That’s a joke, lads.
Joseph, ZeeTeem, and Billy: Starts laughing like crazy
Asskick: Slurp Slurp Burp It was… yo-... Burp Points at Joseph Him!
Joseph: Shocked How did you know?!
Asskick: I didn’t. Burps That was a joke too.
(Camera moves to Joseph, as the Asskick keeps drinking faster)
Asskick: Falls on ground Oh, I’m dead.
Joseph: Manic laughter That’s right! It was me!
ZeeTeem: You monster!
Billy: But whyyyyy?
Joseph: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly.
Billy: Joseph, stop!
Joseph and Billy: Arguing
ZeeTeem: Shrugs (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION)
Joseph: Ah dammit Billy **** off! You are dead.
Billy: No u, POW! Haha.
(Joseph falls dead on floor)
Billy: You are dead! Not big surprise.
ZeeTeem: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! ZeeTeem doing flip on noose Watch and lea- Choking noises
Billy: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.
Yes, I did that.
