I ship it

Why would he want a princess when he has girl with those pillows...I mean legs...I mean but.t...I mean.....

So I met this really nice farm lady and then her farm burned down and then I punched a troll and then…
This continues for the next two hours

As a not so famous Youtube comment once said:

"IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HER, IT'S NOT FAIR"

O///O