"Why is everyone screaming? I can't see anything, someone tell me what's going on!"

hmmm

think i could hire her as a bodyguard?

Nice

I was wondering if you timed yourself on this one I mean whats the fastest time you ever had on painting something like this? Also I'm still kind of new when i ask what program do you use to make this?

female?

female looking body and male looking head(except the hair)

Damn

That by far is the most kick ass thing I have seen in a long time, especially for speed painting. Great job!