I've recently started playing D&D for the first time with my friends. I created this masculine beast as my character. His name is Bogi. He's a human fighter, wielding double long-swords and a crossbow. I mostly gave him the personality of the classical, stereotypical knucklehead. I also gave him a pathetic squire by the name of Georgy who Bogi carries around in a backpack. Finally, as a final touch, I made his arch-nemesis Hitler, because why not. We're playing D&D for crying out loud! It's my character, my choices.
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