"Dad, there's nothing to eat for breakfast."
"There's some cereal right here."
"Oh that's TOTAL, I don't really... like... that."
"Don't talk shit about TOTAL!"
"Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse T-shirt?"
"The fuck you're talkin' about?"
"His ears there and there's his face."
"That's not Mickey Mouse that's just TIT-DIRT!"
"Dad, there's some white stuff on the floor-"
"That's MY ASS!"
And these are just some of the many funny quotes you can find in his masterpiece videos.
Ahh, I miss the old internet.
