Oh dear.😅

Wait, then what is it?!

i love this

ME-*tastes the ranch* dude what do you mean? it great
GUY-dude its ass and it just feels weird
ME-...yea a lil weird but i kinda like it
GUY-what ever dude
WAITER- so how is the meal going guys is there anything you need?
GUY- yes actually the wings are fucin a-
ME-they are amazing i really like the ranch do you mind if i get a bottle?
WAITER-um...thats not...well...shure ill get you a bottle
ME- thank you.how much extra?
WAITER- oh itll be on the house people dont realy like it
GUY-yea becase its gross what do you guys put in it?
ME- dude its not that bad
(lol i dont know what im doing ima stop)

dude im listening to spotify rn and your best nightmare from undertale started playing when i read "That ain't ranch." and im dying